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"Yeah and he froze! He was as red as the IT's lipstick and nose!!" Taetae hyung laughingly yells, jumping up and down with Jiminie and Jin hyung. Such girls.
I just take one last bite out of my slice of bread and stand from where I was comfortably seated on the big bean bag and walk over to Taetae and shove the bread in his mouth, silencing the embarrassing comments about me. He doesn't complain and chews.
Jin hyung turns to me and gestures his glass of strawberry yogurt at me, "Kookie~ah, you're done packing right?"
I nod.
"You packed shirts other than your white ones?" He cocks a groomed brow, sipping the yogurt. Jimin hyung snorts.
I roll my eyes and nod again, taking the glass of yogurt out of Jin hyung's hand. "You didn't forget extra briefs?"
"No I didn't," I tap my foot impatiently, waiting for his mothering to be over.
He nods in approval, "And you didn't forget to pack some lotion?" He asks.
"Yeaahhh."
He nods again. "You didn't forget to pack some sunglasses and hats?" He proceeds to bite into bread, eyes trained on me.
"Mhhhmmmmm," I nod tiredly.
"Toothbrush?"
I nod again, drinking the yogurt.
He nods again. "What about condoms?"
I sigh with a yes. Taetae hyung chokes on his bread.
When I finally process the words that left Jin hyung's mouth, I'm choking on the yogurt and spitting it out, face red with embarrassment.
"HYUNG, WHAT THE FUCK?!" I yell exasperatedly, slamming my hands flat on the table. Jimin hyung bursts in laughter, tapping the table and holding his stomach with the other hand. Jin hyung's face is red.
"Yah! Did you just curse?! I asked you if you packed protection! What is so wrong with being prepared, Jeon Jungkook?! APOLOGIZE!" He angrily stands up.
Unconsciously my bottom lip puckers outward and my head is slowly tilting downwards. Jimin hyung is now laughing hard along with Taetae hyung. Jin hyung is looking at me expectantly.
I mutter an apology under my breath.
And that's when the windshield-wiper, shoulder-bobbing laugh erupts from him, face contorted in absolute hysterics. My mouth drops open.
"T-the look h-his F-FACE!" He manages to squeaks out, making my face burn with more embarrassment and humiliation. Why are they taking advantage of my innocence?
This makes Taehyung and Jimin hyung laugh even more, if that was even possible. Just a little bit more and they'd be rolling around on the group laughing their butts off.
"H-hyungs! Stop it!"
They just keep laughing and laughing. I'm sitting here, yogurt on my upper lip, face flushed and clueless on what to do while my hyungs, supposedly more responsible and mature, are bullying me and proceeding to laugh at me like complete utter grade-schoolers.
"Look at him! Look! He's probably yelling, 'Yah! Stop taking advantage of my innocence,' in his head right now!" Taetae points an accusing finger at me, still laughing.
My ears feel hot.
"Who the fuck said Jungkookie was innocent!?" RM hyung screams marching into the kitchen. His eyes are wide and disbelieving. Jin hyung doesn't even scold him for cursing.
And this, unfortunately for me, makes the hyungs laugh harder than John Cena and his punches.
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•It's Not All About You• |JJK x IU|
Fanfiction"You're an idiot, Jeon Jungkook. It's not all about you." ~Lee Jieun ** "I just wanted to ask for a single request." DJ Khaled says, sticking up one finger. "I have spoken to this other singer and company and want to bring this singer into our coll...
