I would show you a screenshot but it wouldn't let me take one
God Dammit Johnny: Dude, NEVER ride a motorcycle with a dildo in your ass
Riddle: Why XD
God Dammit Johnny: Because the vibrations almost made me cum. Thinking about Connor didn't help
Riddle: Bro
Riddle: Fuckning
Riddle: Fucking*
Riddle: Why?
God Dammit Johnny: Why what?
Riddle: Why the fuck would you right a motorcycle with a dildo in your ass?
Riddle: Ride*
God Dammit Johnny: Idk??? I was horned and didn't have time to take it out!
God Dammit Johnny: Horny*
Riddle: Was it the black horsecock you stole from Neil?
God Dammit Johnny: ...
God Dammit Johnny: Yeah why?
Riddle: Oh he's going to ducking love this 😂
Riddle: Fucking*
God Dammit Johnny: Still can't type for shit
Riddle: Nope
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Sylentfeather's Random Book of Random Randomness (Book 1) {Complete}
Random{Started 27th August, 2016} {Completed as of 8th July, 2018} Welcome to Sylentfeather's Random Book of Random Randomness! Did I mention that it was completely random? Anyway, this book is just full of completely random things I did and random things...
