Sylentfeather's Random Book of Random Randomness (Book 1) {Complete}

HaHa! Hilarious! Not...

I'm heartbroken guys... Keira isn't dead!!!! She pulled a fucking prank on me and now I don't know when I'll talk to her again...

Keira, if you're reading this

That. Was. Not. Funny.

(She doesn't have wattpad lol)

I have vowed not to speak with her for two weeks, in which I plan to stick to, and I will... idk... pull a prank on her?

Well, I need your guys' help.

1. Pull a prank on her by telling her I committed suicide
Most likely

2. Ignore her for as long as possible
Considered

3. Tell her the joke wasn't funny and I'll probably never look at her the same way again
Lol I'm not that nice

So tell me which one you think I should do. I'm really leaning towards #3 but I want to hear your feedback first.

Bye

- Sylentfeather