Baldi's Basics Oneshots (Requests Closed!)

~Lemon Bleach~ Gotta Sweep X Reader !NSFW!

mUCH WARNING: NSFW! Please do not read forward if you do not like:
-Irony
-The dirty owo
-memes

P.S. This tortured me. A lot. Even if it's ironic, I could not write this without cringing every 5 seconds. Enjoy!

"Bye Mr. Holden!" I waved to the principal. "Now time to visit my favorite broom in the whole world!" I rush off into the closet and close the door behind me.

Now it's just me and Sweve.

(I CAN'T DO THIS-

Pricipalofthething: No quitting in the fanfiction!)

Since he is technically already naked, I could go ahead and strip myself from this clothing. Once I'm undressed, I roll around in leftover dust in the closet.

Sweve immediatley noticed I was dirty. I heard him boom out "LOOKS LIKE IT'S SWEEPING TIME!"

~FOR MY SMOL BEANS: PLEASE DO NOT READ BEYOND THIS POINT!~

I felt his rough bristles rub hard against my body, especially on my wet pussy. I moaned in pleasure as he went faster.

He then got out a bottle of bleach, dipping his handle in it and using it as lube. He stuck his handle into me, and I couldn't handle the burning sensation along with him inside of me. I pass out from all of this, waking up in a court room.

"No screwing the broom in the closet. Thirty years. Prison for you. When will you learn?"

I wake up again, screaming. Never again will I read a Wattpad fanfiction written by BeMoreHeatherton. Ever.

A/N: I wrote this par request of baldiboi64. Hope you like this xD