Namjoon x Sime oneshot

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Created with @Jimitless my hoe :))
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Namjon trotted up to sime in some fuckin parking lot outside NASA.
"Ayy Slime." Yells Ramjoon. Slime did finger hearts an said "너누노쥬ㅑ너댜냔됴" in fluent curryanne.
"Ok let's go back go mineu" smirked Namjoon. Slime squealed like he did in that live performance one time n says "omg oppar i thought u would NEVER askeu" *KEKEKEKEKKE*
Namjoon laughed in response.
"ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 🤪🤪" he pause for a bit before sayin "sime.." slum looks at tanjoon like he is a big oppar as Namjoon continues "U can only come if u give me feature in ur next song....Bts just......we struggle atm 😩".
Shim was so devilstated that Namjoon and his shity band was struglang.
"o-o-of course dance monster 😍😍😍🤯 a-anythingeu for you. i will happily teach you how to wail like me 🤤🤤🤤" slum replied. Namjoon grabed sloms collar n growled
"No U. Will be the one wailing😡😡😋 once I'm done w u" sime wet his panties
"OH my heateu HYUNG😵😵😵😵 this can not BE!! you mustn't tell jiminie pabo ㅇㅅㅇ" joon release the shaking boy {>.<}
"He will never no. He is my slut 😋😋😋😋" sim nodded and mumbled "if u are s-sure 🙂🙂 bc my 🅱️ussy is really wet rn" namjone gasped as sim continue "maybe cos i live under water as handsome s-squidward" Namjoon ripped open his car door, put the keys in intuition n revved up the engine n says "okay well get over here and be my W H O R E😡 uno I got a thing for mermen" slime jumped in the car making sure to do his seatbelt
"YES daddy ㅜㅜ"
"Mormons** srry 🤪😩😩"
"🆘🆘🆘🆘🆘"

*at the bts house*
Sime wanted to surprise Namjoon so Namjoon went in the house first while slime stayed in the car to change into something sexy. 10 min later Namjoon open the front door and he say "hello sxc" *as slime enters wearing only spongebobs squarepants pants* "henlo:3" squawked slime.
Namjoon squeak "Wow ur pants are really scary ~.~ take them offeu"
*Slimethrows them at the wall xd* "okaY daddeu 📛📛📛 it's getting hot in here. maybe we need some sprite 🤣🤣🤣🤣👊" Namjoon nods
**types 'horslut' into phone* "I'm calling Hobo he has sprite XDDD"
Slum giggle "hahahaha j-horse only has sprite,, NO JAMS THO🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣"
Namjon was talking to jope on the phone "ye I need 'sprite' *smirkeu*" he hung up an turn to Some "There about to be an infire ur bumhole" sime squeaked again "omggggg opparre 🤤 someone call the doctor ㅋㅋㅋㅋ"
Namjohn put his hands on his hips n say
"Ok I'll get doctor Yongi over here" suddenly there was a very lo ud unorganized crAsH and Jope comes dancing thru the shitty bangtan door
"Hello hobo" namjon greeted. Sime says "henlo hyung ahhh" but gets ignored. Najoon thanks hobo for sprite an begins pouring it in Slimes ears.
"oh so good papa. now i can't hear exos terrible music sARANGHAE." Moans Slim "armeries are better 👺👺👺 than *x* *whispers* e x o l's..fuck u Kai and ur band 🤣🤣🤣🤣"

Namjon stamped his foot yelling "DO NOT CURSEU IN MY HOUSE NO EXOL >>>:*(**"
"SORREU" whine sime "FUK U BACON AND CHUNROLE" he shout
"UGH" grunts namjon "im vegan now cos of bacon oMo. Now get on it hairy kneeseu." He orders the sprite-dripping male.
"to pray to jisoos?🤠🤠🤠" ask dumb sime.
Namjoon smirk "I'm gonna 💯⬆️🤗😜😜😜 tear that 🅱️ussy. Pray to my dicc" sime froze cuz he wanted the big namjon cocc so bad he just like froze uno?
"Suck my fuckin Wang!!" Scream namjon manly.
"OHHHH🤣🤣 I'll have u feeling like a pappion" barked Slime "or whatever it is he says idk i only stan NAMJOON OPPA!!"

Slime did what namjoon told him to n Namjoon said good boy. But then he hears a click and sees slime taking a sneaky pic of him
">:(" said Namjoon full of malice. "U been a bad boy" and he beat the fuck out of slime like he actually always wanted to. "STAY RIGHT THERE!" he yells as he leaves for a min and comes back holding something. The army bomb. Namjoon starts beating sime with the army bomb relentlessly.
"been a bad girl, i knOw i aM *OHHHH* hit me harder" moan slom. *Namjoon shoves army bomb up vagene* "how u like that u dumb slut?"
"send bomb and vagene?" Cried sime. Namjoon stops and says "I'm gonna tie u up" he runs off and finds jopes shoelaces and ties sime to a lamp.
"l-l-lamp-ah no how could u >.< i tRuSted yOu!! Ughs times like this call for a junglabook 😟😟" Namjoon smiles rlly evil and sime is now confusion.
"JUNGLEBOOK GET IN HERE BEFORE I TAKE AWAY UR TRANSFORMERS U HORNY SLUTTTTTTTTTT :PPPPP" screamed najoon.
*Junglebook appears with rejected burgers*
"Ok go get the others." Orders namjon. "And u" he points at slime "don't fuckin move cunt" John Cook sprints of to get the rest of beyond the scene.

*bts enters and so does hitman bang*
Namjoon speaks up "this that bitch slime."
"We got him now, boys 💀 >:)" says PINK PRINCESS EOMMA JIN 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂11!!1!!!!
"Jimeon my slut..do ur thing" orders najone. Jimin nods and struts over to a shaking sime. Jim giggles a bit before letting out a ferocious scReAM in Slimes ear and kills Sime.
Taehyung grins "fukin squid 👺👺👺"
The boys stand there for a moment before yongi pipes up

"Ok boys》:))))) Gang bang?"

"ot7 🤤🤤🤤"