Why Don't We date already? | oneshots

texting - zaniel

song used: fallin all in you by shawn mendes

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Zach: ASSHOLE

Zach: YOU TOOK MY OREOS

Daniel: who dis

Zach: STOP LYING JACK

Daniel: My name's not Jack

Zach: Shut up Robert you noodlehead boi

Daniel: my name's Daniel

Zach: that guy is a gigolo

Daniel: ???

Zach: Ok u're not Jack

Zach: Nice to meet you Daniel

Zach: Sorry about earlier

Zach: Apparently he gave me the wrong number for his second phone

Daniel: no prob

Daniel: Your friend has two phones?

Zach: yeah

Daniel: .....

Daniel: Nice

Zach: Yeah one's for porn

Daniel: .....

Daniel: dang

Zach: 😂😂😂

Daniel: btw who are you?

Daniel: Texting a random person is weird

Zach: I'm Zach

Zach: I promise I'm not a fifty-year old pedophile

Daniel: That just makes it worse

Daniel: You could be a fifty-year old pedophile with a foot fetish and three kids

Zach: I'm seventeen

Daniel: *sighs in relief*

Zach: I could have a foot fetish

Daniel: I'm blocking you

Zach: I DONT JKJKJK

Zach: I'm guessing you're not much younger/older than me then

Daniel: Yeah

Daniel: I'm nineteen

Zach: Cool

Zach: Oh wait I have to go

Zach: Mom's calling

Daniel: Nice c u

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Daniel: wait where you texting his regular phone or his virus infected one

Zach: the porn phone

Daniel: .......

Daniel: why