Pick up lines he uses

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Edwin:

-You're so hot, you must be the reason for global warming

-you're so hot, if you ate bread you'd poop out toast

-are you a Perfect test grade, because I'd love to take you home and show you to my mother

Nick:

-are you a Disney princess? Because you're CINDER-hella fine

-I heard you like math? So what's the sum of you plus me?

-if I could re-arrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together

Brandon:

-did it hurt? No. not when you fell from heaven, but when I hit you with that follow?

-do you know what this shirts made out of ? Boyfriend material

-can I follow you? Cause my mom always told me to follow my dreams

Austin:
- can you be my student loan, because I want you to be around for the rest of my life!?

-are you McDonald's? Because I'm lovin it?

-are you the ocean? Cause I'd love to dive into your mind

Zion:
- summer must be over, because I think I'm about to fall for you

-there's only one thing I'd change about you, your last name

-kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist?

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