we don't know love yet. | bts & rv

Lesson 4: we don't text yet

im the one whos supposed to ask dat. wtf do u want

yermhighness changed the contact name to 'jerk no.346'

jerk no.346

y do i have a feeling u just changed my name to sth rlly offensive...

btw i mean wdy want to eat, taehyung told me to get u some since ur dead sick.

yermhighness

how do u know my stupid brother? who the hell r u??

jerk no.346

international playboy

yermhighness

sorry i friendzoned too many scums, which one r u?

jerk no.346

oh idk ur that type of prom's queen in high school. 

just tell me whachu want bfore i changed my mind

yermhighness

who said i need ur favor? reveal ur identity first

jerk no.346

fine, ur so not funny

it's jungkook

yermhighness 

ohhhhh coconut head oppa!!

whats w that 'international playboy' ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

hehe sorry for my rudeness earlier

but u deserve it anw 

yermhighness changed the contact name to 'ew nah'

ew nah

wdym i deserve that 🙄 what did i even do kiddo

im omw to the grocery store near ur place, so hurry up n tell me

yermhighness

hmmm

i have trust issue oppa

say, how can i make sure u dont put anything in the food

ew nah

believe my kindness or die of starvation

ur choice

yermhighness

okay okay jk ㅋㅋㅋ

hmmm lets see

then i'll have strawberry ice cream, rice milk, kkokkalcorn, and some honey butter chips

oh and pepero too! the white cookie one juseyo~ 

ew nah

seriously r u sick bc u ate all the bacteria on earth..?

yermhighness

omg oppa ur so dull

i ordered a lot bc i want us to eat tgt