Three couples went to a church in hopes to become members. The minister says that if they want to join they can't have sex for two weeks. The couples come back. The first couple is retired they tell the minister it was no problem. The second couple is in their forties they said it was hard but they accomplished it. The third couple is newly wed.
They said that they were going just fine until the wife dropped a can of paint. "A can of paint?!"
"She dropped a can of paint and I knew that I needed her now."
"You two are banned from the church."
"That's ok we're banned from Home Depot too."
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