My mind,
My head,
My Pillow.
Dear Wattpaders,
Dawn found me lying wide awake, with "the weeknd" blasting in my ears. I'm not really a sleeper. As usual, my thoughts wandered and I came to an interesting realisation.
There's this trend my love life is unconsciously following. Weird? I don't know yet. I often wonder if I'm the only one in this trend.
You see, at first when I started dating and going all lovey dovey mushy with the male specie, I started with Yoruba guys. First boyfriend, Yoruba boy. Second boyfriend, Yoruba boy. First make out buddy ( oh yes, I do have those, its quite fun, but that's a gist for another day). That one too, was a Yoruba guy( yeah, 'guy' this time. I levelled up).
Then it stopped.
Third boyfriend, Igbo guy. Fourth boyfriend, Igbo guy. Second make out buddy, Igbo guy!!!!!! 😭😂.
Honestly, honestly, honestly, I'm telling the truth.
I just have this feeling my next boyfriend will be Hausa , or my future husband even. So tell me, how're they like? Exotic? Boring? Hot in bed?
Maybe I'll taste all of them and finally marry a non- Nigerian. Hm. Now there's the problem of which country or I'll date from all the countries? Dearest Cupid , please have mercy on my poor heart.
How many countries are on earth anyway? Google that and let me know. I'm a lazy ass girl. 😑
Okay, I'm a semi tribalist, but I know these qualities mightn't really be a general something. It might be individual, but I still feel the tribe has a big influence on their behaviors.
P.S: I'm tribe-less, myself. 😌
Is this the only love trend out there? Or is there some other spooky one? 😐. Please tell us.
Feel free to comment and argue. I have TIME!!! Thanks for reading. ❤
Yours sleepily,
Essi.
STAI LEGGENDO
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