My favorite Series STUFF and RANDOM THINGS!

KOTLC Reacting to Meat

Me: This is chicken. EAT IT.

Dex: *pokes*

Fitz: Uh.... do we have to?

Keefe: *gag* I THINK MINE JUST MOVED

Tam: You all are babies. But for once I agree. I'm not eating this. 

Linh: I can't believe this stuff was living once...

Biana: How did you eat this stuff, Sophie?

*Everyone turns to look at Sophie, who has her eyes rolled in heaven and her mouth stuffed*

Everyone: *GASP*

Sophie: *Swallows* What? I missed actual meat! *Eyes other's chicken hungrily*

Everyone: YOU CAN HAVE MINE *shoves chicken towards Sophie simultaneously*

Me: You all are missing out, chicken is awesome.

Everyone else: BLEGH. Let's leap back.

Sophie: *shrugs* Fine. *snatches pizza to bring back*

*All of them light leap back to Lost Cities*

Elwin: SOPHIE! YOU NEED A CHECK UP THEY CALLED ME

Sophie: Wait, why?

*Everyone else looks guilty*

Keefe: You're obviously sick. You ate a chicken!

Sophie: I'm going to strangle you all later.

Edaline: Well, you do live at a preserve where we teach veggie diets.

Grady: And you've turned your back on these poor animals. 

Sophie: Iggy eats bugs!

Grady: *wrestling with Verdi* Iggy is an imp.

Dex: What is that? *points to the pizza*

Sophie: *Holds up pizza* Uh, it's pizza. *takes small bite* Ahhhh, the deliciousness...

Dex: Does it have meat?

Sophie: Uhhhhh no I don't think so. *examines* No, this one is just cheese and tomato sauce.

Biana: Isn't cheese still---

*Dex takes hesitant bite*

*Dex's eyes bug out*

Dex: WE NEED MORE OF THIS.

Fitz: I gotta try this. *bites* WOAH.

Keefe: All right, you've convinced me. *bites* HOLY SPARKLY POOP.

Biana: Okay, I gotta try this. *Bites* Wow, you're right, Sophie!

Tam: Okay seriously there's like nothing left, that's Sophie's food.

Sophie: No, it's okay. You and Linh can try it.

Linh and Tam: *take last bit of pizza and split in half.* WOW.

ME: MWAHAHAHAHA I HAVE TRICKED YOU ALL! THAT HAS SAUSAGE IN IT!!!

Everyone: *freezes in horror*

Biana: Dex, you better have some elixir that will make me throw this up.

Dex: *shuffling through vials in bag*  Green hair, blonde hair, red eye, brown eye...

Keefe: *wiggles eyebrows* Why d'you have brown eye potions?

Dex: *Goes red* Uhhhhhh......

Tam: Like you can deny the same thing, Sencen. Everybody knows you called it a square. You included yourself.

Keefe: WHO INVITED BANGS BOY!

Sophie: Uh, everybody but you.

Keefe: I AM SMART.

Fitz: Wait, square?

Sophie: LET'S NOT TALK ABOUT THIS!

Biana: *smirking* Why? You thinkin' about a certain pair of *cough* teal *cough* eyes?

Sophie: NO!

Linh: Let's go back to focusing on the fact that WE ATE MEAT!

Dex: Eyuck, you're right! AH! THROWING UP POTION! Here. *hands out potion and everybody but Sophie leaps home*

Sophie: Ouch. *Leaps home*

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This might have been kinda stupid. But I had fun with it! 

:)