Sticks and stones may break your bones but pointy sticks and boulders will absolutely kill you.
If you can sing C-Sharp, you are automatically eligible for a high position in your makeshift government.
All the good characters will die.
Kids are awful sometimes (even though I already knew that).
MAN KILL PIG WITH SPEAR-
"You are disrespecting a future US army officer." -Piggy, probably.
"I got scared." "I dropped my hot pocket." -Samneric, also probably.
Everything can be gay if you just believe.
You can make so many puns just out of the name Roger alone (I think my classmates hate me now).
According to my friend and the internet, it's just male Mean Girls with less girls and more mean.
Simon is Barbie's Island Princess
Gay.
