Fictional Character: *Adjusts glasses*
Me: *Feels the urge to adjust glasses*
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Teenage Couple: *Making out in the hallway*
Me: *Internally*I came here to learn, not to watch you act like a bunch of sluts. People like you are the reason teen pregnancy is skyrocketing.
*Externally* *Awkward, forced smile as I look down at ground*
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Friends: Why are you so precious?
Me: Probably because I'm not a emo teenager like you guys.
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Me: Long hair sucks.
Friend: Then why don't you cut it??
Me: Why is that even a question?????? How dare you.
(The answer to it, in my case, that 1. I don't have the face for it 2. I need something to distract me when stuff gets boring. Which brings us to the next one.)
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Person: Blahblahblahareyoupayingattentionblahblahblah
Me: *Too focused on untangling the knot in my hair* Mmhm.
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Me: *Says something sarcastically*
Idiot: *Takes it seriously*
Me: *Pulls our imaginary clipboard* Yes, according to these calculations run by real doctors and scientists, you are in fact *adjusts glasses and looks kid in the eye* a flipping moron.
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Me: I'm so smart! *Gets low grades in favorite subjects*
And mature! *Sleeps with stuffed animals*
And brave! *Couldnt sleep for a week after finding out about Hide and Seek Alone*
And strong! *Cant do push up correctly*
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Me: *Random burst of energy* IM GOING TO GO RUN LAPS AROUND THE HOUSE HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Me: There's like no nicknames for my name.
Friend: *Supplies long list of names*
Me: They all sound ugly. Especially that one.
(For me, the nickname I hate the most is Sary. But seriously there's no cool nicknames for my name.)
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Me: *Is short*
Friend: *Uses head as armrest*
Me: *Extreme rage level glares*
