26917
It took harry potter 7 long ass books to catch the bad guy. It only takes scooby doo 25 min.
#26913
Rhinos are just fat unicorns
#26910
Hearing my own voice in a recording makes me want to appologize to every single person that i have ever talked to, like im really sorry
#26900
You know ur lazy when you get excited about cancled plans
#26887
Im so happy when people dont know what im tinking
#26879
My life is just one huge awkward monment
#26870
"I should not be eating this"
I say as i shove it into my mouth.