The charge of a tiny electron
Is equal to that of the giant proton
And for each proton an atom has
There is an electron
And every little negative in your life
Is as big as a great big positive
But sometimes,
When your positives have a leg up,
A friend comes along
And dumps their electrons all over you
Those electrons stick,
Even when they're not yours
And there is little you can do
To get away
