our shitz

i || intro

bold font - both
italics font - far__na/far
regular font - zuh__ra/zu/zak

hey, welcome to this crack-filled book. now, let me start by mentioning that you have to guess our names . there will be a note at the end that you can comment on and guess what our names are. why did we do this? because we thought it was fun and came up with this shitty idea on the way back from the zoo. yes we went to the zoo and it smelled like shit, piss and animals. pleasant (wtf do you expect it to smell like, perfume?).

oh and zu (It's Zak but oh well) came up with the title and i wasn't bothered to change it and she wouldn't let me. it annoys me when people spell words wrongly and spell it like that throughout the whole text or whatever (Umm.. where r ur capitals then?) . 

bear with me, btw. i have to follow a ridiculously complicated plan written on a bus ride. and the handwriting is just barely readable (courtesy of zak) (it's beautiful). this book was created for her and i to just rant, create announcements, post reactions, share memes and just interact with the little people reading this book. 

i have decided to write with no caps for this chapter, don't ask me why because i don't have an answer myself (now i'm rlly questioning ur sanity). 

okay now, i'm going to rant about my experience at the zoo (no one wants to know). 

so the last time i went to a zoo was about 3-5 years ago and i remember very little from that visit. we went to the zoo today for our school trip, it took us about an hour or so to get to where the zoo was located as there was traffic and the bus kinda arrived late.

 when we got there, we had a snack and then went into the zoo. so zu and i were split up, she was in a different group whilst I was with afiah/afi and ayshah (our two other best friends) (do u think the readers know who they r or even wants to?). we saw giraffes, monkeys, lions, goats, and jungkooks (bunnies/rabbits), hobi's ugly cousins (DUDE U CROSSED THE FUCKING LINE)(i'm joking i love them all equally and jung hoseok is gorgeous no one is going to fight me on that statement) and other animals.

afi and i were most excited to see the snakeus but the tour guide said that the reptile zone was under construction. that was a bummer because i wanted to be smooth like a snake. and possibly free a boa constrictor with the power of anime- by speaking to it in parseltongue. (😐)

that put a damper on our day for some time until we went to see the water show thingy ma bob. there was a seal called pogba (i think that was his name, the host dude spoke fast and in malay so i had to translate it to zak and also understand what he was saying at the same damn time) (ITS PUGBA) and he was a legend (still is). he (you mean the trainers not the host)showed us loads of cool tricks like balancing a yoga ball and basketball on the tip of his head/nose?, he jumped through a hoop, dived, jumped out of the water to reach a ball that was attached to a pole thing and basically it looked like an impossible high jump.

oh and another highlight was the pandas (Panda, Panda..I got broads in Atlanta... Twistin' dope, lean, and the Fanta..Credit cards and the scammers... I LUV PANDAS... as in the animal and the song) that came from china to live here in malaysia. the tour guides first briefed us on what we can and can't do inside of the panda area. two pandas (feng yi and fu wa) had a spacious inclosure inside of a pretty large stadium-like building. It was air-conditioned and quiet as the pandas were sensitive to sound. we saw one of them whilst the other was nowhere to be seen. the panda we saw was lying on it's stomach on top of a cat tree well in this case, bear tree, and it looked adorable as hell . (She is an ambassador for Zoo Negara so pls dont judge)

sadly we couldn't get any souvenirs because our teachers said so and i was a tad bit annoyed as the stuffed panda and snake looked like they needed a home and i was more than willing to bring them home. ( They looked disgusted when they saw u😁)

well that was my mini zoo rant. sadly, you'll probably be stuck with me for most of this book. zak isn't online that often and when she is, it's probably at like 10-11 and i'm supposed to be asleep. i really hoped you enjoyed this first, semi-exciting chapter and will support zak and i in this book and overall really.

thanks, lovely people!

zak said this doesn't look like a panda. but idgaf, it's cute. ( I NEVER SAID THAT IT AIN'T CUTE THO)

-leave your guesses here-