Jungkook x Coconut

The Love Triangle

~1 week later~

~Lunch Time~

Seokjin: Children! Lunch is ready!!!

~The other members run downstairs~~

~Seokjin serves them Kimchi Stew~

Jungkook: Yummy!

Taehyung: Wow this is incredible!

Yoongi: You guys are incredibly annoying!

~Seokjin notices that Hoseok isn't here~

Seokjin: Yoongi go get Hoseok!

Yoongi: On it!

~Yoongi walks upstairs and notices Hoseok crying~

Yoongi: Omg whats wrong!

Hoseok: Oh, nothing!

Yoongi: Well if you don't wanna tell me I'll just hug you instead!

~Yoongi gives Hoseok a long hug~

Seokjin: Come down here your food is getting cold!

~Yoongi and Hoseok rush downstairs~

~Jungkook gulps down his food~

Jungkook: I have an announcement to make!

Taehyung: People pay attention a cutie has an announcement to make!

~Taehyung thinks that he's gonna tell them about their relationship (A.K.A. Taekook).

Namjoon: Okay then go ahead!

Jungkook: So you may think I'm a little crazy..

Yoongi: Go on with it I have a nap to take!

Jungkook: Uhm, so I'm finally dating....

~Taehyung jumps up from the table~

~Taehyung puts his arm around Jungkook~

Taehyung: He's dating me!

~Taehyung looks at Jungkook with puppy eyes~

Jungkook: Taehyung, I'm dating somebody else...

~All of the members are in shock~

Yoongi: So does that mean Jikook is real?

Jungkook: No let me explain..

~Taehyung runs out of the room in tears~

Seokjin: Look what you have done, Jungkook!!

Jungkook: LET ME EXPLAIN!

Jungkook: I HAVE REASONS

~Jungkook tells them the story~

Hoseok: But.. Who are you dating though?

Jungkook: I'm dating somebody that starts with a C.

Namjoon: Chanyeol?

Chim Chim: Me???

~Jungkook finally decides to say it~

Jungkook: I'm... Dating.... A..... Coconut..................................................

~They say that crickets can be heard till this day~

Seokjin: SAY WHAT?

Namjoon: I DIDN'T RAISE MY CHILD TO DATE A FRUIT!

Hoseok: Well me and Yoongi have good news!

Yoongi: Hoseok.. I don't think it's a good time...

Hoseok: Your right...

Chim Chim: WE ALREADY KNOW YOUR DATING JEEZ.

~Everybody leaves the table~

~Jungkook runs to Taehyungs room~

~Taehyung is crying~

Jungkook: Taehyung...

Taehyung: JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!

~Taehyung throws a pillow to Jungkook~

~Jungkook lays next to Taehyung~

~Jungkook gives him a hug~

Taehyung: You don't love me Jungkook... You only love Chim Chim...

Jungkook: I'm not dating Chim Chim, Taehyung... I'm dating a coconut...

Taehyung: Its funny how you have to lie to me....

Jungkook: I would never lie to you, love.

~To be Continued~