Discovering Uranus

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There is a God.

What did this mean for humanity? Everything.

I grasped my phone tightly in my pocket, itching to tweet about the news. Not yet. The world isn't ready for this yet.

"Human afterlife? Have we really found it?" I heard my buddy say next to me, staring at the same screen I am. Angelic beings danced, the humans in white gowns spun, and Jesus himself waved up at the astronaut, at us.

"Up in Uranus, of all places?" I muttered, sitting down.

The joke is never going to die now. We are all going to uranus when we die.

There is a God of Humor.

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