Well, today I was in the lunch line and I saw Speedster_Fuli. Let me write out the conversation.
Me: Hi M****I
M****I: Hi
Kasey: Mom, your bangs are terrible, you look bad with them.
Some random person: No worries Brianna, you look FINE.
Brianna: I'm disowning you.
Kasey: Fine.
M****i: I guess I'll be your mom.
Me: ...
Me: It could be you Nathan's kid...
M****i: WHAT!?
Me: ...
Me: I can't keep secrets when I sugar in the system
