pls look at the cover of the book omfg so precious.
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you're 19 and you're best friend is Niall (Pyrocynical)
you have a youtube called TalentedTrash with 1 MIL and your twitter is @stinkycactus w 700K
you live in an apartment with your bestfriend, (your friends name)
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i saw an incoming call on skype, my face lit up as i seen the name "Pyrocynical". i quickly answered the call and yelled, "WADDUP CUNT".
Niall started laughing and responded, "hey bitch how's it going?"
we've been internet bestfriends for a few years and we talk to eachother every single day.
"so.. i've been thinking about what to do with my face reveal video" - N (Niall)
"what..? a face reveal? sERIOUSLY? THE GREAT MEGA FAGGOT HIMSELF PYRO FUCKING CYNICAL?" - (y/n)
"the mega bitch (y/n) should do one too yanno, i bet many people would be happy to finally see what a fat cunt you are."- N
we were both laughing for a bit and i was really considering doing one.
i finally broke the silence of us both editing for around 10 minutes.
"i'll do it." even tho im super insecure.
"do what? finally come meet this fat lesbian?" Niall actually sounded serious.
"no, i'll do a face reveal." i laughed a bit.
i was already supppppeerrr close to 2 MIL on youtube anyway. (about 1,000 subs away.)
"ohmygod really??" - N
i could hear the excitement in his voice which made my cheeks go red, hM I wOnDEr wHYy?
"yeah, i'll do one." i chuckled.
- Time Skip - about an hour
we skyped for about 3 hours, we finished our editing and went to bed.
- the next morning -
i went to the kitchen to get food and (y/f) finally comes out of her room.
"YOU AND NIALL FINALLY FUCK YET?"
i started laughing harder than i should've.
"good morning to you too, (y/f)." i say as i'm literally crying of laughter.
i was making us breakfast and i hear a sly ass laugh behind me. i look as i see (y/f) calling someone on my phone and i started to run after her as she's laughing her ass off.
the person picks up and (y/f) puts it on speaker phone. i hear a deep ass british cunts morning voice (which was sexy as fuck omfg) say "the fuck you want faggot".
"HEYYY THIS IS (y/n) BESTIE JUST CALLING TO SAY SHE LOVES AND MISSES YOUUUUUU"
"(y/f) GIMME BACK MY DAMN PHONE U SPECIAL ED STUDENT"
"NIALL SAID HE LOVES AND MISSES YOU TOOOOOOO"
she hung up and i walked over to her.
"wait did he really say that?"
"yeah.. wh- OHMUGODDDDDD"
i started to blush extremely damn hard and prolly lookin like some tomato.
"MY BEAN HAS A CRUSHHHHHH OMGGGGGG"
"nO I FUCKING DONT YOU TR ASH" i say as i'm embarrassed as fuck.
"aww my little daughter has a crush but is too much of a pain in the ass to say it <3"
"stfu i don't like him." i say trying to hide my face.
"oOMGOMGOMG ITS HAPPENING PYROCACTUS IS HAPPENING"
"NO ITS NOT. IM NOT MAKING YOU BREAKFAST. IM GOING TO BED. BYE BITCH."
"PYROCACTUS, PYROCACTUS, PYROCACTUS"
i walked to my room, sat on my bed, looked up at the ceiling.
damn.
i have a crush.
