Emily- Where do babies come from Beca?
Beca- Emily????
Chloe- Well, when two girls like each other..
Beca- Chloe that's a whole other thing.
Stacie- It's when a boy likes a girl they both have
Chloe- Gayness
Amy- Herpes
Cr- Allergies
Jessica- Cancer
Lilly- A demon inside them
Aubrey- Garbage
Ashley- Chlamydia
Beca- I am so disappointed in all of you...
Chloe- Beca Shhhhhhhh
Emily- Which one?
Beca- Don't ask about this, Emily
Emily- Why?
Beca- They're gonna torture you.
Chloe- Hey! You shouldn't have mentioned babies to me then. It's your fault.
Beca- I couldn't help but make a joke about it, okay??
Cr- Cruel woman
Emily- Are we just gonna go into this?
Chloe- Yup
Emily- Okay
Aubrey- My dad would think highly of my friends
Beca- Especially me
Emily- Don't you have a girlfriend Aubrey?
Stacie- WAIT I FOUND THE ANSWER TO IT
Beca- What is it now..
Stacie- THEY HAVE BEEN MENSTRUATING STILL
Beca- THAT WAS ONLY FOR THE GIRL, THE BOY COULDNT HAVE MAGICALLY CAME OUT WITH BLOOD
Cr- What did you say?
Stacie- What I'm trying to say is..
Stacie- BECA SHUT YOUR MOUTH JUST BECAUSE YOUR STILL MENSTRUATING TOO DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN BE MEAN TO OTHER PEOPLE
Beca- IM NOT AT ALL ARE YOU ON YOURS?
Stacie- NO
Aubrey- Yes
Chloe- Really Bree?
Aubrey- Yup
Amy- It's still too tight to get it out
Cr- What?
Emily- okay..
Beca- You all are tormenting her
Chloe- Becs we are not tormenting her. She's an adult already!
Beca- Our kid..
Amy- Aren't we all?
Aubrey- Well Amy, Chloe, and Beca think Stacie and I are parents of Chloe
Stacie- I still didn't get my question answered
Beca- Keep trying
Amy- Sooooo Beca who's your favorite, yeah?
Beca- I can't choose?
Chloe- All of you are our favorite.
Beca- Especially you Emily.
Beca- You never disappointed us
Chloe- Besides the riff off
Beca- We don't want that Chloe.
Chloe- But, we love you all.
Chloe- Not as our bestfriends. Not even as a group.
Beca- but as a family
Beca- Even you Posen.
Aubrey- Mitchell stop softening up on me
Flo- When did this go to baby making.. then to family love
Beca- Don't ruin the moment Flo.
Flo- Oops sorry. It's just so sad
Amy- Don't forget our sex loving chick.
Beca- We love you also Stacie. This group wouldn't be as weird as ever without you.
Beca- But, take that strapon back from Chloe.
Beca- She keeps teasing me with it.
Chloe- It's funny!
Beca- Then for Lilly. The basement is still haunted.
Beca- Also, Lilly as a dork. We still love you.
Beca- You have your weird ups and downs but, we made it up to you for being our drums in the group.
Lilly- Thank you sinner
Beca- Moving on
Chloe- Can we keep talking about each other?
Beca- Yeah, we can
Beca- Okay, Jessica and Ashley I'm glad we nicknamed you on this so we know which ones which
Beca- We all knew you were always there when you both are so in and out of the moments.
Beca- Even though, we love you a lot.
Chloe- Yup we really do.
Jessica- Thanks, maybe we can watch My Little Pony after this Beca!
Beca- Shhhhh everyone just delete that
Ashley- we love you alt girl
Beca- Then Emily. As cheesy as this keeps getting, you're the glue that keeps us together.
Beca- Even after that riff off and after we lit up the hotel. You are our little kid in this family. We love you Em.
Chloe- We love you Emily.
Emily- Love you lots!
Beca- For Flo, we don't know why your brother would sell you for a chicken.
Chloe- He shouldn't sell a beautiful Mexican like you.
Flo- I know.
Beca- As for Aubrey. Just because we hate each other doesn't mean we aren't family to each other. You're still a scary grandpa, but I love you.
Aubrey- I said stop softening up me!
Beca- Then for Chloe. I can't say anything because there is too many beautiful things about you.
Beca- Although, beautiful, powerful, adorkable, brave, pretty, you're much more than those things. The only thing now is that I love you so much.
Chloe- I love you too grumpy. My little brunette and shortstack. You just can't see how you're the number one best Dj, Rebeca Mitchell.
Beca- Thank you, Chloe Beale.
