"So, you in for the prank!?" -Naruto
"Sure, why not?" -Sasuke
"Naruto, is your 'idiot' a facade too." -Sakura
"What's a facade." -Naruto
"Sakura, no. No it's not a facade. Trust me." -Me
"Then, we're glad that it wasn't a facade, cause we want the idiot and determined Naruto." -Sasuke
"Hey! What's a facade!?" -Naruto
"Simple! You hide your idiotness! For example! Sasuke being emo is fake! He's actually a more caring, loving Uchiha than the cold blooded dumbass Uchiha!" -Me
"Oooohhhhh! I get it!" -Naruto
"And that's the reason I love you!" -Me
"No wonder you're not the Sasuke and Sakura I was friends before! You were just acting!?" -Naruto
"Yeah. So, what's the plan?" -Sasuke
"Do an illusion, where there are stacks and stacks of Icha Icha paradise. Me and Naruto will create Shadow Clones. That will be transformed into naked ladies. I'll transform into Jiraya, the toad sannin, and will be in the middle of, ew, ladies. My plan even disgust me." -Me
"Seems like a good plan." Sakura muttered. Sasuke and Sakura then made an illusion. Okay, I made Shadow Clones and transformed into Jiraya. I met him before actually-PEEKING IN THE HOT SPRINGS! That was the worst memory, ever. Anyway. I created some smoke to cover all, *cough* naked ladies*cough*. And sat in the middle. Like a boss! Believe it! Noo! Not the verbal tic!
The door opened. "Huh? Where's-" he turned to us. His eye, I mean literally, his only one eye, went wide. Wider than Naruto's actually. Then I saw red liquid come out of the mask. "OKAY! STOP!" We released the illusion, or genjutsu. All the Shadow Clones disappeared. And we were laughing on the floor. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! YOU SHOULD'VE SEE THE LOOK ON YOUR FACE!" -Naruto
"My first impresion of you guys-your not funny and a bunch of idiots." -Kakashi
"We got you good!" -Sakura
"Meet me, at the roof." Then he vanished in a blink of an eye. We stopped laughing and I gave them a closed eye smile. I saw the confused and I made a peace sign. "Sorry, have to leave you give. Peace!" -Me
Then I teleported to the roof. The annoying part is you have to wait. Grr. I hate waiting. I almost died of boredom the last three hours.
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The door bursted open to see three, exhausted, sweating fresh genin. "Hey guys! How's the stairs?" -Me
"It's....*pant*.....so annoying!" -Sakura
"How ....do you do it?" -Sasuke
"Gramps taught me. Hirashin, from the Fourth Hokage." -Me
"You...are so....lucky." -Naruto
"Anyway. Why don't you introduce yourselves?" -Kakashi
"How?" -Sakura
"Things you like. Things you hate. Hobbies. Dreams. All that stuff." -Kakashi
"Why don't you try!?" -Naruto
"Me? Okay. My name is Kakashi Hatake. Thing I like and things I hate. Hmm...doesn't concern you. As for my dream.....never thought of it. As for hobbies....I have lots of hobbies." -Kakashi
We all sweat dropped. "Well that was lame. All he said was his name." -Sakura
"You....pinky." -Kakashi
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Uzumaki Siblings! Protectors Of Konaha! »Book 1« (Naruto FanFic)
FanfictionNaruto and his twin sister Kazumi, are the one of the last Uzumaki and Namikaze's left. Sasuke, is a different story. He doesn't want to seek revenge for his family's death, but to only know the truth. And bring his brother back to Konaha. Sakura...
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