Once Upon A VIXX

eau de vixx

CEO Hwang: hmm *taps chin while reading about vixx upcoming comeback concept*

N:  thats the most brilliant concept ever isnt it :D

CEO Hwang: can you guys dance in those medieval combat armours?

N: nothing is impossible with vixx

CEO Hwang: ...okay

Ken: I OBJECT!! *comes in a combat armour while riding a horse*

CEO Hwang: huh?

Ken: we should bring horses on stage!!

CEO Hwang: but i thought you guys wanted to bring the sheeps in

Hyuk: *comes in with his sheeps* yes sir I have got the sheeps

Hongbin: i was forced to help him bring in the sheeps

Hyuk: bruh I thought you agreed to help me bring in those sheeps

Hongbin: hah they are disgusting why would i want to touch them

Hyuk: YOU JUST SAID TIMMY IS DISGUSTING HAH HE IS MINE NOW

Hongbin: TOO BAD HE IS MARRIED GET A LIFE BRUH

Hyuk: WELL SOME GOES TO YOU

Hongbin: FIGHT ME

Hyuk: SURE WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO

Hongbin: SUCK MA ASS

Hyuk: ooH gLADLY

CEO Hwang: you guys are in my room

Ken: are we still going to bring iny horses?

N: ooo this is going to be a great comeback!!

Sheeps: baa

Ken: life's full of interruptions

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Leo: *stares outside the window* i am hungry

Ravi: you ate like 3 minutes ago and we havent even started to think about what song we want to write

Leo: seriously i am hungry

Ravi: hi hungry

Leo: stfu your joke is as old as the 1920s

Ravi: no its not

Leo: yea it is

Ravi: no

Leo: yes

Ravi: no

Leo: yes

Ravi: no

Leo: yes

Ravi: i got french bread

Leo: great

Ravi: but dont finish it all

Leo: oops sorry *finishes munching the last piece*

Ravi: *gasps* just let my die

Leo: sorry bruh

Ravi: btw our album

Leo: *stares at the french bread plastic* eau de...

Ravi:

Leo: you can speak french?

Ravi: no

Leo: that calls for an emergency measure *starts texting*

Ravi: who you texting

Leo: my uncle

(random person with random name)
Leotienne: *appears* HEYY

Leo: hey uncle

Ravi: im starting to question about his presence here

Leotienne: what do you want, nephew?

Leo: i need help to find a great album title for my group.

Leotienne: *found french bread plastic* Eau de...

Leo: yes! yes! yes!

Leotienne:

Ravi: i thought you are going to help us

Leotienne: shush kid i am still thinking

Ravi: you are no different from Leo

Leo: iSTG ravioli you dare to disturb my uncle i wILL throw tHIS perfuME boTTLE AT YOUR PINK HAIr

Leotienne: *snatches perfume bottle* eau de...

Ravi: um is our album title gonna be eau de

Leotienne: thats great we need to something after the 'eau de'. Any ideas?

Ravi: i thought you will be giving us ideas

Leo: sHH EAU DE VIXX there. Done.

Leotienne: OMEGOSH NEPHEW THAT IS BRILLIANT YOU IS SO SMART I THINK MY JOB HERE IS DONE SO BUHBYE. *disappears*

Ravi: wow your uncle is...

Leo: ha

Ravi: he is loud but why cant you

Leo: i can bish

Ravi: yeA rite

Leo: dont make me want to slam you on bed

Ravi: woah chill hoe

Leo: cALL me that aGAIN I WILL LEGIT DO A RATED SCENE IN THE UPCOMING LR MV

Ravi: YOU SMALL AS TICTACS

Leo: ooH YEAH FIGHT ME

Ravi: in THE NAME OF KENYONCE AMEN.

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*after long ass hours of waiting for Ravi and Leo*

N: you all think Ravi and Leo have finished with their discussions

Ken: we will never know *leaning on his horses*

CEO Hwang: *wakes up from sleep* I KNOW!! EAU DE VIXX!!

N: NICEEE

Ken: do we still need the sheeps, medieval combat armours and horses?

CEO Hwang: WE NEED EAU DE VIXX!!

N: YESS WOOO ALL HAIL PAPA HWANG WOO!!! *lifts CEO Hwang and a light shine on him*

Hyuk: i guess that concept is not that bad. I am getting a life now, how bout you Hongbin?

Hongbin: life's full of interruptions *sniffs while bringing the sheeps out*

Leotienne: *appears* WOOO I SUPPORT EAU DE VIXX WOOO!! *takes off his shirt and starts spinning it in the air* WOOOOOOO I AM GOING TO SUPPORT YOU GUYS WOO

WOO LIKE WHO IS ISNT EXCITED FOR EAU DE VIXX

anyway the sudden release of vixx concept history vid made me somehow emotional. N and Leo are going to enlist soon and we have to wait for like 6 years in order to wait for all of them to become ot6 again. I really wished I could see them one day and I also wish them good health and blessed years ahead 💕