Once Upon A VIXX

interview

Me: hey Vixx! Thanks for coming to my interview today. I will ask questions from starlights. Are you ready, boys?

Hyuk: Of course!!

Me: alright, the first question goes to N. If you were able to reborn as a dog, what kind of dog would you be?

N: Paris Hilton's chihuahua. I am small but fab.

Me:....okay THATS COOL. Alright, the second question goes to Ken--

Ken: waittttt do you have water? My throat is dry

Me: yep we have water. Alright we will continue this interview with Hongbin while we wait for Ken to return. Hongbin, why were you born on 29th September 1993?

Hongbin: how am i supposed to answer that?

Me: you shared the same birthday with my mom. She was 16 when you were born.

Hongbin:.....okay

Ken: AIGHT I HAVE RETURNED.

Me: wait, Hongbin hasn't answered his question yet

Hongbin: I wont answer that.

Me: sheesh. Alright next question is for Ravi.

Ken: WHAT WHERE IS MY QUESTION

Me: um i forgot whats your question.

N: why were we in this interview anyway..

Me: okok pls dont interrupt me alright. Ravi, may I know why do you always want people to count how many bags of peanuts you bought in my math test?

Ravi: i didnt buy any bags of peanuts...

Me: BUT MY MATH TEST SAID THAT YOU BOUGHT PEANUTS

Ravi: *snatches test paper* thats not me *rips the test paper*

Me: but...but...my test paper!!!!! *wipes tears* its okay you can rip it. I dont need that piece of shit anymore. Anyway this is the next question for Hyuk

Ken: HEy My QueSTionnnn

Me: Hyuk, which power rangers would you like to be?

Hyuk: GREEN ONE ohohoho or maybe the RED ONE

Ken: hmph.

Me: awawaw you are so cute, maknae!! Oh yeah...I am talking to vixx but why am I not fangirling and making weird wheezing pig noises

Leo: bcs this is fantasy

Me: ....oh....yea

Me: *le sobs*

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Where are you guyss T-T im alone here