demoted
KJ Apa
[ king 🥝 ]
Mila Joseph
[ queen 🥝 ]
Text Message
Tue, 20 Jun, 8:30 PM
queen 🥝
i'm going to the spider-man homecoming premiere and ur not
must suck
king 🥝
Is this a daily ritual?
Insult me about not being invited?
queen 🥝
i suppose
i feel like u need reminding
king 🥝
Yea for sure
queen 🥝
ok but fr i wish u could come
king 🥝
Nice of U
queen 🥝
no fr i do
i love u
ur my best friend 🥺🥺🥺
king 🥝
I'm honoured
queen 🥝
u fucking should be
ur #1 on my list of best friends
it's u
then i guess it would be laura and alisha
then maybe ross b
king 🥝
Gr8 m8
Mine is prolly everyone else and then U
queen 🥝
i hate u
u have been demoted to #59 on my best friends list
king 🥝
Fuck ok fine
You're my best friend too
queen 🥝
too??
did your bitch ass not hear me say demoted????
king 🥝
Suck a dick dude
queen 🥝
omg gladly
have u seen tom holland in the spider-man trailer
not gonna lie i want his hands on my boobs
and preferably without a shirt
which reminds me
im going to the premiere and ur not
king 🥝
Fuck you're annoying
queen 🥝
but u love me
king 🥝
Yea ok
queen 🥝
dude ok but listen
he's hot
like i need u to understand
i'm in love
king 🥝
Are U saying you'd fuck spider-man
queen 🥝
r u saying u wouldn't??
king 🥝
I have a girlfriend bro
queen 🥝
but if u weren't with kara
would u fuck spider-man
king 🥝
No
queen 🥝
i don't believe u
at all
omg reply to me
kj apa
you listen here
reply
i hate you
Text Message
Wed, 21 Jun, 10:02 PM
king 🥝
Just dropped kara off at the airport
You wanna come over
queen 🥝
no
im going shoe and makeup shopping for the premiere
u can come if u want
but u have to control ur jealousy
king 🥝
Where should I meet you
queen 🥝
idk im hitting up a bunch of places with alisha
maybe come to my place at like 11 and we'll meet her somewhere in town
king 🥝
Ok
What are U looking for
queen 🥝
i'm prolly gonna get heels
i wanna say black heels
but idk yet
it just needs to go w my fuck me dress
king 🥝
What
queen 🥝
i got one of those dresses that when guys see me in it
they're gonna be like im gonna fuck the shit out of her
cmon u know what i mean
king 🥝
Shut up
queen 🥝
no i'm serious
i wanna get laid!!!
king 🥝
U wish
queen 🥝
shut uppppp
ok real quick tho
tom holland's best friend is so hot
and i wanna marry them both
king 🥝
So what, U want a threesome or smthn?
queen 🥝
idk
but hear this
ive just been so busy these last few months
with interviews and photoshoots and award shows and shit for the show
and ive just now realised that i haven't got laid since we started filming
king 🥝
That's a long time
queen 🥝
i literally have not had sex in a year
who am i
king 🥝
I don't know bro can't be mila
queen 🥝
lol def not
king 🥝
So do you think you'll go home with someone at the premiere then
Because U start filming in ten days
Not a lot of time
queen 🥝
i know!!!!
idk what i'm gonna do
everything is so hard
king 🥝
Only for U
queen 🥝
fuck u kj
go back to work
you shouldn't be having time off
i still can't believe you got a week off work to go to nz with kara and then come to la
that just doesn't happen
it shouldn't happen 😡😡😡
king 🥝
Fuck ok then
I fly back to British Columbia tonight don't worry
I'll be gone
queen 🥝
what
no
i wouldn't have said that if i knew
i thought you had two more days left
you can't go
please don't leave me
im gonna cry
king 🥝
Fuck nobody on set likes me this much
queen 🥝
ur my best friend
i love you so much
i want you to stay here forever
that was so cheesy i know
king 🥝
I'd stay if I could
But work is work lol
queen 🥝
i'll drive you to the airport if you want
bring your bags to my place and ill put them in the boot and after we get my shit i can drop u off
king 🥝
Thanks
I'll start packing now then
queen 🥝
what times your flight ??
king 🥝
6:00
queen 🥝
we can get dinner somewhere if you want
im already hungry
king 🥝
Yeah sure dude
queen 🥝
ok
you gotta pack now
cya at 11
king 🥝
K
