Comparing VKei J-Rockers/Bands/Songs To Anything

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Yo-ka's voice is like cigarettes
Watching DADAROMA's THE KINKY MV is like watching porn while high
MEJIBRAY is like liquor: you don't know what the fuck you just heard, but you like it so you keep listening
Get it? 'Cause during a hangover you don't know what the fuck happened, but you keep drinking 🙃
One of RAZOR's songs sound like a Slipknot song
MEIDARA's look is like if samurai were in modern day civilization
Tsuzuku's voice is like real life auto tune
Takashi is like a the bean boozled challenge: he'll make you happy because he's sweet, but take the wrong one, he'll fuck you up
Yusuke is like the DADAROMA of Hiyuu from Initial'L (Guess not anymore... 🙃)
Band men's thighs are like the boobs of women
One of THE GALLO's MVs looks like if DADAROMA's Saishuu densha and The KINKY's MVs were put together
*Listening to FIXER* Ahh, Jey's voice is like an angel's... *Right after that hears scream* Then there's that in that he sounds like a demon. In other words, he's a human 😂😂😂

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