10. Humpty Sharma Ki Dulhania

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Bandhe perfect nahi hote...rishtey perfect hote hai.



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Main paida hi hot hui thi!

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Tu bottle soongta reh jayega aur meri khatam ho jayegi.



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Main shaadi karoongi toh Kareena waala designer lehenga pehenke karoongi...varna dulhe ko tata bye-bye kardo.


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Badi kamai bade sheharon mein hoti hai.

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Joh kaam Gandhigiri se na ho na...
woh kaam gundagardi se do minute mein ho jaata hai.


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100% original fake hai ji.


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Bachpan main na buhat mota tha to mere dost mujhy humpty bulaany lag gye, tab se rakesh ban gaya humpty.



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Haye! Cheeks pink ho rahe hain bhai ke!



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O! Dedh maheene baad meri shadi hai.

O! party itni lambi nai chalny wali, aaj raat tak khatam ho jaye gi.


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Bhai, yeh toh Ferrari nikli!


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Marriage wali party mein line nahi marta main. 

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Tere khali bheeje mein roz roz naye-naye pakwan pakte rehte hain.

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By God, dulhon ki barish ho rahi hai aj kal.

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Wohh Superman hai aur uske aagey toh mai Mowgli bhi nahi.

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Dulha choice ka nahi... to lehenga to choice ka dila do.


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Agar ghoorne se ladkiyan milti toh saara girl hostel mera hota.


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Cheepat saala!




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