Bandhe perfect nahi hote...rishtey perfect hote hai.
🛤️
Main paida hi hot hui thi!
🛤️
Tu bottle soongta reh jayega aur meri khatam ho jayegi.
🛤️
Main shaadi karoongi toh Kareena waala designer lehenga pehenke karoongi...varna dulhe ko tata bye-bye kardo.
🛤️
Badi kamai bade sheharon mein hoti hai.
🛤️
Joh kaam Gandhigiri se na ho na...
woh kaam gundagardi se do minute mein ho jaata hai.🛤️
100% original fake hai ji.
🛤️
Bachpan main na buhat mota tha to mere dost mujhy humpty bulaany lag gye, tab se rakesh ban gaya humpty.
🛤️
Haye! Cheeks pink ho rahe hain bhai ke!
🛤️
O! Dedh maheene baad meri shadi hai.
O! party itni lambi nai chalny wali, aaj raat tak khatam ho jaye gi.
🛤️
Bhai, yeh toh Ferrari nikli!
🛤️
Marriage wali party mein line nahi marta main.
🛤️
Tere khali bheeje mein roz roz naye-naye pakwan pakte rehte hain.
🛤️
By God, dulhon ki barish ho rahi hai aj kal.
🛤️
Wohh Superman hai aur uske aagey toh mai Mowgli bhi nahi.
🛤️
Dulha choice ka nahi... to lehenga to choice ka dila do.
🛤️
Agar ghoorne se ladkiyan milti toh saara girl hostel mera hota.
🛤️
Cheepat saala!
![](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/140797863-288-k113952.jpg)
YOU ARE READING
Quotes from Bollywood { ONGOING }
RandomEnjoy the mazaa! P.S. The credit for the cover photo goes to the rightful owner. I found it on Google.