fujoshi° k.th & b.jh

+ 40, end

Taehyung's P.O.V

Pagpasok ko sa plane, agad ko namang hinawakan ang braso ni Jungkook na kasalukuyang nakasunod sa akin. I made him shut up, pero seryoso, talagang sadamakmak na tanong talaga ang lalabas sa bibig ne'to pagdating namin.

Late na kami pumasok at pansin kong puno na halos ang plane. Aish, asan ba si Irene?

I really need to talk to her. Kahit na ipagtulakan niya ako.

I scanned the seats at nakita ko naman si Irene sa likuran. Wala siyang katabi, so I made my way towards her seat tsaka umupo sa tabi ne'to. Nanlaki naman ang mga mata niya at agad natuon kay Jungkook na nakatayo pa rin. Oh oh, Jeon, sad.

"Asan ako uupo?" tanong niya at agad ko naman siyang tinignan.

"Maghanap ka Jungkook, pramis I'll answer your questions pagdating natin okay?"

He furrowed his eyebrows tsaka napasigh.

"Ge, pagdating ah? Mismong pagdating, Taehyung." agad naman siyang naglakad papalayo at tinignan ko naman si Irene. Nakayuko siya at parang iiyak ng wala sa oras kaya hinawakan ko ang balikat niya. Sheez, this the woman you impregnated you fucking bastard? Hehe ako yan.

"Don't cry Joohyun, baka mapano si baby." I reassured her. A slight smirk forming on my lips. Shit, is this reality?

Fuck Taehyung fuck, you're dreaming. You made this fujoshi pregnant. THE HELL BAKIT DI KA NAGCONDO- M.

Okay. Okaaaaaay.

Suddenly, she sobbed harder na parang bata. He held my shirt tsaka dun umiyak. Seriously, Irene?

"P-pano na kayo ni Jungkook? BA'T BINUNTIS MO AKO SANA DI MASIRA RELASYON NIYO!" she blurted out, still crying hard.

I am frozen. Literally frozen. Is this ice age?

"A-ah.." I tried to speak, "Again Irene, walang kami. Di kami bakla okay? Di rin BI." I whispered tsaka hinaplos ang ulo niya. My hand made it's way unto her face kaya hinarap ko naman siya sa akin. Her eyes red, swollen from crying. Gamit ang isang kamay ko galing sa balikat niya, I tried to remove her tears from her eyes tsaka ngumiti.

"Ikaw lang, noon pa man Joohyun, noon pa."

Joohyun.. I missed her calling her true name.

"J-Joohyun?" she muttered and I chuckled.

"Your real name, baby."

Agad namang nagbago ang mukha niya. She smiled tsaka niyakap ako.

"Sure ka? O ginagago mo ako? Baka binuntis mo ako para revenge mo kay Jungkook kasi ex mo na siya?" she said tsaka hinawakan ko naman ang likuran niya.

"No, may girlfriend pa yung bubuntisin. Akin ka na, walang kami."

She removed herself from the hug tsaka tinignan ako. She was annoyed, AT BAKIT NA NAMAN?!

God. Pregnant women.

"WALANG KAYO?! Peke ba yung pictures mo sa facebook ah?!" she shouted at nakuha naman kaagad nito ang atensyon ng mga tao. I apologized to them tsaka huminga ng malalim before I looked at her.

"We're bestfriends okay? At tsaka, di mo lang alam, ginawa na natin yung you know na NOON, pero di kita nabuntis kasi my bad- OUCH SORRY SORRY JOOHYUN BUNTIS KA I KNOW I KNOW AAAAAAAAAAH"

She pulled my left ear- TANGINA ANG SAKIT BAKIT YAN TULOY NAPAENGLISH AKO SHE PULLED MY LEFT EAR GOD

"UGH YOU GAYSHIT JERK!!"

And now.

I decided to make this woman my wife kasi nabuntis ko na siya- joke lang.

Kahit na, she will always pull my ear- lol stop.

At kahit na, fujoshi to. I don't care.

Because I fucking love her.

Kahit ship niya kami ni Jungkook. No- si Jimin rin pala ugh di ko na alam.

p/s YEYYYY TAPOS NAAAAAAAA
p/s2 kinky series #8 soon !! lol a rushed ending HAHAHAHAHHAHA ge bye.