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I hate when text conversations go like this.

Person: omg I'm like totes mad

Me: why?

Person: ok so you know know was like omg and i was like what betch and she was like you ungler face and I was like aghjfvv oh no you dinnt and she was like oh yes I did and I was like f.u.b you who're and she was like I totes hate you and I was like I frekin hate you

Me: wtf are you saying and why didn't you tell me you spoke mutable languages.

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