A car slows down at a stop sign and keeps driving. A cop sees him and pulls him over.
The cop asks, "Why didn't you stop?"
The man says, "I slowed down."
The cop pulls out his nightstick and starts beating him. "Now," the cop says, "do you want me to stop or slow down?"
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HumorOnce upon a time, a young scene kid wanted to be Wattpad famous. So he created one of the books that he thought were great, and had so many reads, when they were really, really bad and had like, 2 reads, the fucking hipster. The scene kid grew up, w...
