Reader: -at a bar- lol so many people have worse days then me. Gr8.
-dramatic lights to Zao getting slapped-
Reader: oh shit.
-later-
Reader: o look, it's the hot Chinese guy at the bar who got rejected.
Zao: ded/pass out.
Reader: ........hahahah, hospitals don't matter, I'll just drag him to my apartment because plot.
Zao: -when morning at reader's house- yo succ me.
Reader: no.
Zao: succ me.
Reader: no.
Zao: succ me.
Reader: no.
-o look, food-
Reader: omnomnomnom, food.
Zao: succ m-
-food in hands-
Zao: omnom, thank. -kiss and run away-
Reader: you a ded mother fucka.
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Yeup! Another filler! I'm working on a request and my Spring Break just started so I'll maybe be able to publish the oneshot! Untill next time, dearies!
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Fanfiction|WARNING! SLOW ASS UPDATES!| I am not an extremely amazing writer but I do try my best and quite enjoy it. Also, I will update this slowly, since I easily get into a writer's block. So, I'll probably upload a oneshot 1-4 times a month. This book wil...
