Lifeline

Chapter 1: Fuck My Life

Soundtrack: Otillia- Diamante

*winkeu😉

Chaeyoung's POV:

I hate my life.I know it is an absolute crazy shit because I am alive and well but certainly there are some things that is ever more fucked up the more it seems in ways you never expected. Like one, I ran out of gin to put into my coffee this morning.Everytime that happens I felt like my whole day will turn out into a complete messy downhill of crappy events.I am a bit of an OC person so without a gin in my coffee is like no milk in a cereal,no creamer in a tea or Selena Gomez without Justin Bieber.What the fuck? They're back together, are they? Fuck'em.

Every morning I made certain preparations or rituals to jump start my day; a coffee with a tint of gin to kick me up, a newspaper in hand to check stock market values and lastly a morning serenade of classic Ludwig Van Beethoven.This is paradise for me, when things are in order and in there exact place.I know it's a bit pussy but fuck yeah it's a Son fucking Chaeyoung thing so quit it and stop judging me how I live my life.

I would have to blame a certain person for making this catasthropic event happened and it is none other than....

CHOU TZUYU

I really don't know what kind of punishment is this from the heavens that I was stuck up with this giant asshole.Literally, a GIANT ASSHOLE motherfucker.

I made certain rules to never ever touched my thing and that included are my Pinot Noir collection and my whole stash of Bailey's gin. But the hell of that giant testicle motherfucker who unknown to my knowledge consumed to the last drop all of the liqour that I have in just one single night! I am not a drunkard but in times of solitude I prefer to have a good drink in hand to make me relax along with some smooth jazz music sailing.Now that all of my baby's had become a piss on the urinal my irrational obsessive compulsive nerve is ticking and I felt like murdering my room mate.

Yes, people that giant motherfucker and I were room mates.Now I am reconsidering if I will ever have her as one.

None other than me running out of gin I was certainly pissed off with other insane things like ONE all of the thrash lying on the living room,piles of cheetos and chips along with all of my stolen liqour sprawled haphazardly along with a womans gucci high heels,a 37-C brasiere and a slimy neon pink thongs.

And TWO that extremely lewded sound of someone having a rough sex early in the morning.They're having a loud sex that I thought that the bed may break into several pieces.Snapping the headboard from all the ornate hinges.

My soul pitied that poor bed.

For some reason I got used to my giant suck ass room mate's sex kinks.So let me tell you what it is all about.There are three parts in her so called 'sex adventures'. The interlude, the mid-section and lastly the finale'.Let's us start with the interlude.

"Ungh...Tzuyu fuck you're so great you literally have magical hands."

The mid-section:

"Ahhhh....come on fuck me fast and fuck me hard daddy....ugh!"

Lastly the finale':

"Uhmm..hit that..ugh hit that sweet spot baby....ugh..yeah..ugh..yeah...OH FUUUUUCCCCCKKK!"

There you go.I should put up a sex ban in this condominium like seriously.It's a pain in the ass that she's doing that frequently that I've been thinking of hiring a priest to douse this place with holy water and bless all of the unholy areas inside including the goddamn kitchen.

To drown out all of that extremely annoying sex sound I started making some carrot-mango shake topped with celery.This for the mean time will be a substitute for my morning gin-coffee tonic.