OMG GOD
yes?
THERES A SPIDER IN MY ROOM
use a slipper
OMFG NO!
ITS GROSS BLOOD IS GONNA GET ON MY BED!
Calm down Cass
it's not going to eat you xD
LIKE HELL IT CAN'T
IT CAN BIU
?
Cassie?
I'm going to guess that you're hiding
Cassie its a spider
It's not going to hurt you as long as you don't do anything to disturb it
Cass?
Hello?
OH GOD
IT WENT ON MY LEG FFS
AHHHHHHHGYDSGJ
Cassie is calling...
"Hello?"
*background screaming*
*chuckles*
"Cassie--"
"OH MY GOD CALVIN HELP ME!"
"CALVIIIIIINNNN!!!"
"What the hell Cass, I was making out- i mean, I WAS BUSY!"
"THERES A SPIDER!"
"Spider? WHERE??"
"THERE!"
"I CAN'T SEE IT!"
"OH MY GOD YOU'RE BLIND!"
"I AM NO- Oh my god I see it."
"YES"
"Cassie, that's a cockroach."
"KILL IT!"
"I will not do such a thing! I'll bring it out so stop crying."
"I am NOT crying!"
*sniffles*
"Yeah sure. I'll be in my room if you need anything else."
"Thanks..."
"But give me at least 5 minutes before you start calling again for stuff."
"Alright..."
*smoochy noises*
"I HEARD THAT! And just so you know, we didn't even touch lips because of your screaming."
"TMI BRO!"
"TMI SHMEE-EM-I."
"Just get out Bruh!"
"Yeah yeah..."
*screams*
"Don't mess with me and Ava..."
"Ava's nicer-- *screaming continues* OK OK! Just get that away from me!"
*shuffling noises*
"Cassie...?"
"Oh my god, God!"
*laughs* "Yes"
"Wow you sound weird."
"Excuse me?"
"It's like you're trying so hard to sound american" *chuckles*
"W-well, this is my normal voice."
"It's cool. I won't judge."
"Cass, it's time for dinner!!"
"Welp... my mom's calling. Talk to you later!"
"Bye, take care."
"You too, God"
*Hangs up*
YOU ARE READING
Wrong Number lol
Humorwho is this? "It's me" "ur best friend?" "u know" "besties for resties" "till deathties?" "friend till the end" "lets play pretend :D" "no?" doesn't ring a bell
