[Edited] Chapter 2: The Thing with the Bitter Gourd!
(S- Scott, CAS- Cocky Arrogant Scott, GS- Genius Scott. CAS and GS are just part of his imagination that appears when he talks with himself. No, he's not crazy. This is just to clarify any doubts.)
Scott:
S: I literally can't sleep.
CAS: Dude, it's not literally, it's figuratively.
S: Whh-Who are you? Ted Mosby? Why are you here?
CAS: Because I like pointing out your mistakes.
S: But, I'm you.
CAS: Yeah... so?
S: So, we are the same person... You shouldn't like pointing out your own mistakes.
CAS: Well, what's the fun in that?
S: This makes no sense.
CAS: No shit, Sherlock!
S: Tell me why are you here again?
CAS: Because we both can't sleep...
S: I'm you. Why the hell am I talking to myself? I seriously hate you, my cocky arrogant self.
CAS: Aw, I love you too bro...
GS: Hello, children!
S: Anddd... here comes the genius one.
CAS: Hey, there's my favourite bro...
GS: And here's mine...
S: Whh... What? I mean, we all three are the same person and you still have your favourite? H-how?
CAS: Whoa bro, jealous much?
S: No, I'm not jealous of neither you, cocky arrogant nor you, the genius one.
GS: Ha! You wish you were us!
S: And the genius speaks... no, I'm not jealous of you idiots! And seriously get out of my mind.
GS: But I'm you.
S: I know you're me, genius. I'm just asking you to... you know... shoo!
CAS: Shoo! Wow! Real nice bruh!
S: Hey, I thought you were asleep.
CAS: Hey, you just said shoo... and you expect me to keep quiet and make no comments about it! No fair, bro...
S: God! I'm going crazy!
CAS, GS: Happy realization, dude.
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