Texting Joonie. || Text 2 || ✔

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Unknown: Begin

You: What? Who is this?

Unknown: Did I not say
the right word?

Unknown: Damn

Unknown: Uh

Unknown: Start

You: Wtf who are you?

Unknown: God damnit

Unknown: I forgot the
Key word, I'm sorry!

Unknown: I finally got
an hour to myself can
you let me off this
once?

You: ... WTF?!?!

Unknown: GDI I've
never done this before
Idk how to start!

You: Start what??
Who are you?

Unknown: Your boss
left me his card that
time

You: My boss??

Unknown: Oh come on,
please? I forgot the word
but you can let me off
just once

You: Listen bro idk
what word you're
talking about

Unknown: I would start
but Idk how. I've never
sext before

You: SEXT?! Who is this?!

Unknown: Your number
was listed as someone who
does it

You: .. You are right

You: I'll let you off this one
time

Unknown: omg tysm

You: The word is
"bananacrusher" btw

Unknown: ... That doesn't
seem right

You: Seeing as you don't
have much time let's
just jump right in

Unknown: Great

You: So

You: I bring you home after
we met in a bar

Unknown: Nice nice

You: I'm a little bit drunk
but that's working in your
favour

Unknown: mmhmm..

You: I stand in front of
you and take off my clothes
so I'm in just my lacy
lingerie

Unknown: Wait, what colour
are they? I like red

You: .. Then they are red.
Blood red

Unknown: Niiiice

You: I go to my knees and
undo your jeans and pull
you free

Unknown: Oh yes

You: I then lean forward..

Unknown: ... yes?

You: AND BITE YOUR DICK
OFF

You: WRONG NUMBER
ASSHOLE

Unknown: WHAT THE FUCK
IS WRONG WITH YOU

Unknown: I HAVE NEVER
GONE SOFT SO FAST IN
MY ENTIRE LIFE

You: THEN CHECK WHO
YOU'RE TALKING TO
BEFORE YOU TRY TO
SEXT WITH THEM

You: PERVERT

Unknown: .....

Unknown: ... your number
ends in 443 right?

You: Check the number
you're texting, genius

You: 344!!

Unknown: FUCK

Unknown: I'M SO SORRY

Unknown: AND EMBARRASSED

Unknown: FUCK

You: 😂😂😂😂

Unknown: .. if you screenshot
this I will hunt you down

You: Better start looking
then

Unknown: IM BEGGING YOU
PLEASE DON'T SHARE MY
NUMBER WITH ANYONE

Unknown: PLEASE

You: Omg hakuna those
tatas

You: I won't share your
number!

You: ... Are you some kind
of celebrity..?? 🙂🙂

Unknown: ... BYE

You: OMG I KNEW IT

You: TELL ME WHO YOU
ARE OR ILL GIVE YOUR
NUMBER TO EVERYONE!

Unknown: WELP my free
time is up

You: COME BACK HERE

Unknown: FINE!

Unknown: I'll tell you later.

Unknown: I really have to
get back to work

You: I'll give you until
tomorrow morning

Unknown: ... fine.

You: talk soon 😘

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AN: Yess I posted already lmao