Texting Joonie. || Text 2 || ✔

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You: So

You: Who are you? 😄

Unknown: ....

Unknown: I don't want
to tell you

You: You have to~

Unknown: PLEASE
DON'T MAKE ME

You: Tell me or I'll
give your number to
my entire phonebook
of contacts

Unknown: FINE

Unknown: Your
blackmail skills
remind me of
someone I know

You: Don't try and change
the subject

You: Oh, and I want
picture proof

Unknown: gdi fine

Unknown: My name
is Kim Namjoon

You: .. as in... BTS?

Unknown: .. Yes..

You: I don't believe you
send me a pic right
now

Unknown: But I'm in
the car

You: You're driving?

Unknown: Of course not

You: Then no excuse get
snapping

Unknown: I think I
hate you

You: 😘

Unknown:

You: I still dont believe
you

You: Send one of you
smiling like you mean it

Unknown: Why?!

You: I'm composing a
mass text~

Unknown: I actually
hate you

Unknown:

You: Too generic. Send
me a kissy face

Unknown: THIS IS THE
LAST ONE!

Unknown:

Unknown: There

You: You call that a kissy
face?

Unknown: I'm not pulling
a proper kissy face for
you

You: Why? You were ready
to jerk off to me before

Unknown: I TOLD YOU I
WAS SORRY

You: Ok ok, I believe you
-changes name in address book-

You: Anyway, Kim Namjoon
of BTS

You: I gotta go. My
brother is calling.

You: ttyl 😘

Knj: God fucking damnit

---

You: Hey, Oppa!

Oppa: Hey girl how
you been?

You: I'm good. Hey I
finally got to talk to
one of your band mates

You: I can see why you
didn't want to
introduce me

Oppa: What? Why?
How? WHO?

You: Kim Namjoon

Oppa: Oh, Joonie. How?
What did he say?

You: He text me.

You: He wanted to sext

Oppa: Excuse me?

You: Gotta go, Oppa
love ya!

Oppa: Wait, Y/N!!

-You hang up-

---

You: You're in trouble 😜

Knj: What? Why?
WHO DID YOU TELL

You: My oppa

Knj: .. I think I'm safe

You: Alright well bye
Namjoon

You: It was nice to meet you~

Knj: ... bye...