Random Times of Dragons

Dragon Shenanigans (Drabbles 1)

-Names-

Me: Okay you see these guys over here *points to Faba, Lusamine and Wickie* This is Douglas *indicates Faba then points at lusamine* this is fu urm... (*beeep*) AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHA

-Tag Team-

-in YuGiOh arc V at the final duel against Zarc, Shard and Anthony are destroying Zarc's deck-

Me: Hey! Did you even learn? Or were you stupid? I'm confused

Anthony: heheheheheheheh

Zarc: ...

-Buttons-

Me: Woah woah woah don't press that!

Lucy: Sorry...

Me: Okay let's do this properly, put your hands together. Three two one! Woo! You can press the button now

Lucy: Yay! *presses the button*

-huge explosion in the background-

Lucy: So that's what it does

-Explosive Buttons-

Me: *presses a button*

-explosion-

Kukui: THIS IS WHY BURNET DOESNT F***ING LOVE YOU!!!!

Me: Heheheheheheheheheh

-Death by Jelly-

Me: Hau stop trying to kill everyone!!!!

Nihilego!Hau: *trying to kill Moon*

Me: You do know you can use its moves right?

Nihilego!Hau: *evil grin*

Moon: Well that backfired...

Me: *rubs back of head* ehehehehehehe...

Lucy: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

-Inappropriate Burns-

-in the middle of a world changing tag battle-

Anthony: Would you rather let him attack you or attack him?

Me: *sarcastic* That's a tough choice, they both sound like really fun endeavours...

Nihilego!Hau: Can you both take me seriously?

Both: No

Izanami: Bork! Bork! Bork!

Rajura: *car horn noise*

Kukui: This is just inappropriate

Me: Says mister "I walk around with no shirt on!"

Gladion: OH Burn!

-Big Hands-

Inuyasha (Shards Lugia): Hug meh brotha!

Miku Miku (Anthony's Yveltal): Nuuuuuuuuu! *running away*

Anthony: Should we help

Me: *eating popcorn* Nah this is some good entertainment

-Slow motion-

Me: Okay if I got this right we're doing this fall in slow motion according to my fourth wall breaker quirk

Moon: Wait! What!

Electrode: *explodes*

Izanami: *screeches*

Everyone: *falling while flailing with bored looks on their faces then smash into the pillows placed at the bottom of the drop*

Lucy: My Leg!

Me: Perfectly done *has face smashed in but it's healing very fast*

-Crystal and Zarc-

Crystal: GIDDY UP HORSEY!!!!

-said horse is Supreme Dragon King Zarc-

Crystal: WHEN I STAY STOP I MEAN STOP *hits the dragon with Yuzu's Fan Of Doom*

Leo: wtf?

Ray: O_O

-Evil Sheep (take 1)-

Me: *spying on Hau's transformation*

Nihilego!Hau: *grins evilly at Moon and Gladion* You think you can stop me? I'm going to enjoy this

Me: *activates a trap and it pies Hau in the face*

Hau: What the?!

Gladion: Seriously Shard?

Nihilego!Hau: Little gem?

Me: Hehehehahahahahahahaha

Moon: *giggles*

Gladion: That sounded like an evil Mareep...

-Evil Sheep (take 2)-

Me: *pops head into the academia in dragon form* What's up fuckers!

Reiji: *facepalms* Mother sthap...

Me: hehehehehehahahahahahaha *vibrates out the window*

Odd eyes: That sounds like an evil sheep...

-Poop Rockets-

Reiji: I think you can do it

Shun: I can't do it

Reiji:Sure you can now get on with before Zarc shows up, go start crapping everywhere

Shun: AW! *craps so hard the rocket he's in takes off*

Reiji: Your doing it!

Shun: *flies past Sora and Yoko*

Sora: There's sweet corn in this

Yoko: That must've hurt

Shun: It burns so bad!

Sora: Mmm... Good

Reiji: Test complete

Yoko: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA