Daughter: Mom how did you meet dad?
Me: Well i went to one of his M&G and it was just... love at first sight.
Daughter: Really?
Me: Nah, i kidnapped him and forced him to marry me and then have kids with me.
Now get up and take your dads lunch to the basement.
Dont forget to lock the door when you come back...
We dont need him trying to escape again.
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