Louis: You and Louis had gone to buy your daughter a new phone for her birthday present. Louis was scraping the snow off his windshield and you walked in the front door excited to give your daughter Ashley her new phone. You shut the door quietly and snuck through the living room. You walked into the kitchen and your smile turned into a frown and your body when rigid. You froze at the sight and your blood was boiling. Ashley was tied up and getting it on with some dude. They hadn't noticed you and you didn't want them to. You turn to find Louis in shock. You told him what you were going to do and he agreed. You were about to walk in when the boy started talking " let's take this up to the bedroom baby" you hear them walk up the stairs hurriedly and you smirk your idea growing. You lunge towards the fridge and grab mustard, hot sauce, and ketchup. You toss Lou the hot sauce and you both walk up the stairs. There is moaning coming from Ashley's room and you walk up to her door and kick it open breaking it down. They both sit up and she screams. You raise your eyebrows at Louis and you both go for it. Lou pours the hot sauce on her "fuck of the nights" willy. He screams in pain dropping to the floor. You open the bottles and squirt them both with ketchup and mustard. Then you make a puddle of both of the condiments on her floor. You take her new phone and throw it against the wall, making the iPhone shatter. She squeals and you walk over to the unusable phone and drop it in the puddle. Her "date" is long gone. "What the hell was that" she tells pointing to the phone. "Your new,well now broken phone" you say smirking and walking out of her room slamming the door shut.
AUTHORS NOTE-
Omfg you guys are unbelievable. 2k reads in the past what 3 months?! I love you all so much. I've been so busy with school and volleyball but I'm so very sorry I haven't updated in like a month. So sorry bæs. I will update these individually so there should be 2 more to complete this little "series" thank you all so much and I love you. I wanna call you....my little mofos. I LOVE MY LITTLE MOFOS!!! :)
