Pidge has a ice cream birthday party and everyone's having fun, and about half an hour in Keith kicks down the door and yells,
"Fuck all you selfish cunts."
Everyone's really confused as he grabs a huge pot of vanilla ice cream and straight up downs it. He chucks it at Lance, hitting him square in the forehead before walking out, flipping everyone off.
He's later found by Lance (who has a bruise on his forehead) curled up in bed, clutching his stomach. Yelling random stuff at him like "your mums a pineapple."
Lance walks over and half arse pats his head asking what's wrong.
"IM LACTOSE INTOLERANT!"
"WHY THE FUCK DID YOU DOWN A ICE CREAM?!"
"TO PROVE A POINT!!"
"WHAT POINT?!"
"THAT YOU'RE A BUNCH OF IGNORANT UDDER DRINKERS!"
Shiro hears and decides that he's just taking everyone to a soft play area for Hunks birthday.
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