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So kids were roasting at my lunch table and because I'm a ugly fuck the mentioned me. He's who it went:

Boy 1: that's why you suck Rebecca's dick.
Boy 2: how would you know she had a dick.
Me: wait I have a dick? But I'm a girl.
Boy 1: are you sure about that.
Me: *checks pants* yeah I'm pretty sure bitch.

My life is so weird.

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