Candice: I currently require the telescope that you use as a stickerboard, Carissa.
Candice: It enables me to bypass the human distance visualizing limit for the retina, which the altitude of the UFO you had previously sighted is likely currently beyond.
Andy: I lost the AIDS.
Candice: A celebration must be held for this event, the information you have told me is wonderful.
Narrator: Carissa was about to hand over the telescope, but Andy rudely interrupted.
Andy: We will not host celebrations.
Andy: I am currently unaware of what the three of you are conspiring.
Carissa: I request the coordinates of the previous location that you were in prior to rejoining me.
Andy: My location prior to now was inside the alien main headquarters ship, or the Mother of Ships (MOS).
Candice: I find that statement to be untrue, as I am currently in a shocked state!!
Carissa: I express a similar reaction to Candice.
Buck: The three of us individuals were attempting to locate the Unidentified Flying Object prior to your arrival.
Narrator: Buck is in possession of a king sized bed.
Narrator: Has Dincop been introduced yet?
God: No
Dincop: However, Captain, I am currently unavailable.
Alien: According to myself, it is required that you transport yourself into the 44x59 room equivalent to the room that my massive alien mass currently resides in.
Alien: You, Dincop, must restore the cord in this room to its functioning state in which it functions.
Alien: I strongly reccommend that you, Dincop, not resist to execute this command originating from myself.
Dincop: If you would allow me to possess the choice that I may assist you over the phone I summon the willpower to execute that option.
Alien: I shall now recall my previous statement to you I have recalled previously: I strongly recommend that you, Dincop, not resist to execute this command originating from myself.
Dincop: Apologies for the ongoing inconvenience, Captain, however as I said, I am currently occupied with an important task.
Dincop: I non-threateningly request the specific outlet bearing the cord, the one that is the topic of disagreement.
Alien: You will not bear the burden of contemplating options, I am going to summon the willpower to contemplate those options for you.
Narrator: The sky darkened due to cumulonimbus clouds blotting out the sun, however the Alien leader was unable to perceive it due to the adversity of currently residing within the MOS.
Dincop: I request the specific outlet that bears said cord.
Alien: Despite my unwillingness to fulfill the question received, I shall do so.
Alien: Yellow outlet, 44x59 room.
Dincop: that outlet regulates mold growth in room A-o, the urgency of those cords do not amount to the urgency of the current task.
Alien: The current year is 2049, there is no logic behind the mold combatant.
Dincop: I am not the one you should summon your blames on, Captain. I did not implement the cords.
Narrator: Dincop sniffed audibly through the audio transmission device.
Alien: My skeptical outlook on the identity of this cord is causing me to be skeptical, I do not believe this cord is the mold regulator.
Dincop: The one you're talking about is the mold regulator.
Buck: The UFO, what did it look like?
Andy: The heat inside the entirety of the MOS, when transported from the MOS to a single object is just exactly the amount of heat a mammal with a lifespan of 70 experiences throughout their lifetime, from birth to death.
Carissa: That ship must posses a large volume.
Buck: I located a water fountain located in the eastern location, we should get a drink.
Narrator: The squad get drinks.
Narrator: It has been 30 minutes since the squad has hydrated themselves.
Buck: Energy.
Narrator: Buck laughs. Buck is ignored.
Candice: What card game should we play, Andy?
Narrator: Andy tells the rest of the group what card game they should play.
Carissa: Hang on, how do we play that game?
Buck: How about we not play cards, one of us doesn't know how to play. Besides, there's only millions of outcomes you can get with 50 or so cards.
Candice: You're just saying that to sound smart.
Buck: You're just saying that because you don't like me.
Candice: I would like you if you were not like this all the time.
Buck: But I am like this all the time, you have to pay 1,000 dollars if you want me to not be like this all the time.
Candice: Just don't be an annoying jerk, Buck.
Buck: Insufficient funds.
Carissa: How many points do you have?
Andy: I'm not going to tell you.
Carissa: If I tell you my score, will you tell me?
Andy: The game's not fun if someone isn't nervous about the other's points. You obviously have a low score if you're wondering about my points.
Carissa: What is the average score for this game?
Andy: Most card games normally have a score average of around 30, this is not that different.
Narrator: Carissa tenses.
Buck: I am unable to conclude the reason behind Andy and Carissa's high dopamine levels.
Candice: It's the card game, genius.
Carissa: Hey Candice, do you want to learn how to play?
Candice: Sure!
Buck: what was that?
Dincop: what happened?
Alien: Dincop, what cord WAS that?!
Dincop: You pulled it didn't you?
Narrator: Candice, Carissa, and Andy, who are focused on their card game, ignore everything. Buck trips and falls flat on his face.
Alien: Does the invisibility still work, Dincop?
Dincop: I don't know, Captain, but I got the MOS flying again.
Grandma: We're off to see the wizard!
Mom: I got my scoliosis revised
Narrator: Mom's back looks like it ate a salamander.
Carissa: So Andy, do you think you can get any sleep tonight?
Andy: The human body requires sleep, of course.
Carissa: What was the inside of the MOS like?
Andy: Generic Sci-Fi.
Carissa: Oh.
