Act 1

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Andy: It is a good morning inside a 9:00 AM time period and for a 9:00 AM time period

Andy: I think I will decide to move south this morning.

Narrator: Andy transported himself off the bed in a leftwards direction

Alien: I have located a house which faces in a southeast direction which houses the human beings that are housed there

Mom: I have recently just gained consciousness, which i think i can safely assume means that i have recently woken up in my queen size bed, laying next to my husband, who i have married.

Alien: You are not in your bed however you are in my UFO

Carissa: Andy I cannot locate the mother who has given birth to both of us 14 years ago in the past

Andy: we will check the bed

Narrator: andy and carissa who are siblings move north to the bedroom in which he was given to him be his mother, which they can not currently find. Andy realizes he is not an only child

Carissa: the bed is cold

Andy: that means that there was nobody in the bed for a couple of hours

Narrator: andy realizes that his red and black flannel shirt is on backwards, but Carissa does not seem to notice

Carissa: i feel an immense amount of guilt currently which gives me moral traits that an average human can relate to so that they can enjoy the movie better

Alien: I am going to eat these rice crispies that I inherited from my grandma, who was also an alien, who liked rice krispies, who i inherited these rice krispies from

Alien: I am going to transport my alien body into the demoleqularaportalizer, which contains the milk necessary for eating the commonly known cereal, dubbed Rice Krispies by the american company, general mills, which created and dubbed rice krispies

Mom: did you kill dad

Alien: you never had him which is a plot twist in case you did not know was a plot twist

Alien: i am foreshadowing an event in which the cordorizer does not work but that day may never come at all because of the way the world works in such a way that makes it probable that the day that the cordorizer breaks down may never arrive

Grandma: my contact has appeared

Alien: i will respond to you instantly

Grandma: location? (In a monotone reading)

Alien: since the phone permits audio only to be accessed from two different locations by the two receivers in those opposing locations i will reveal my location to you, grandma, who is located differently from me

Alien: I am located currently within my alien base

Mom: I can not understand the manner in which your alien mass, which currently weighs 827.0284944828284774 pounds, is in the current state of living or location.

Alien: I am unable to come to a logical conclusion as to the means of you calculating my weight or mass at such a rate as well as lacking the proper equipment essential to calculating my weight or mass at such speeds

Narrator: Michael got AIDS and died

Andy: I feel like a rhinoceros because of the acne on my forehead

Carissa: I would like to attack the alien spaceship located above our house, spectating us.

Andy: I must inform you that Michael has died

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