Narrator: Candice and Buck are arguing over which of the aliens hands lacks a fifth finger.
Buck: We are finished with this disagreement due to the low severity status of the disagreement.
Candice: Very well. We shall cease to express our opinions regarding the irregular number of digits upon which the alien's hand bears.
Candice: It has occurred to me that I have not consumed edible material since the day preceding January 23, 2018.
Buck: The current time is 10:30 AM. You should consume immediately if you are starving, else that matter is of little concern.
Candice: Breakfast is considered the most important meal of the day, as it provides you with the energy required to continue your day without fatigue.
Buck: The reason that you have provided is fair, however I must inform you that my permission is not listed as a life necessity. The decision to consume breakfast today is up to your will and instinct.
Candice: I must prompt you that it was never my intention to ask permission, and you have falsely assumed me because of my status as a female.
Buck: I am capable of sensing it in the emotional atmosphere of the vicinity of the house, Candice, it is transparent as a diamond: The quarrel that is about to take place is equivalent in irrelevance to the preceding argument.
Candice: Bear in mind that I am not engaged to you, Buck.
Carissa: Andy contracted AIDS!
Candice: I express much shock!
Buck: The absence of your long hair is certainly shocking enough, Carissa.
Carissa: There shall be no mention of my own state; I am not the elephant of influence in the story.
Buck: The reasons provided are incomprehensible, Carissa.
Carissa: If you are capable of maintaining the vibrations emitted from your mouth at a minimum, please do.
Candice: Carissa, if you wish not the demise of your serenity at the hands of a troublemaker, do not involve yourself in a verbal duel with Buck.
Buck: It is apparent that Candice is not willing to follow her own advice.
Candice: That was not a challenge, Buck.
Narrator: Buck's pet shrew crawled out of his pocket and down his leg, and then back into his pocket again.
Narrator: Narrator is yet to discover how to manipulate what its text looks like
Narrator: Narrator has just discovered how to manipulate what its text looks like
Carissa: An alien is outside with me
Candice: I am in a skeptical state, I request that you confirm the validity of your previous statement.
Carissa: No
Narrator: Carissa and Buck exchange confused expressions.
Meanwhile
Grandma: Excite the. Krispies taste.
Narrator: Andy has given all of the aliens AIDS, or so he thinks. He is yet to find out that they do not have human diseases.
Grandma: Pulverize plan, execution easy
Alien: Thank you for bringing this up, Grandma. I am fully aware that process to pulverize Earth will be an easy process.
Grandma: Do not
Alien: I am unsure what you have just said.
Narrator: Alien thought he heard something, like a computer bleep, but when he tried to listen he could not hear it again. All of the conputers were in the room that he was eating rice krispies in
Alien: My eardrums have beaten due to the sound-wave vibration that I am unable to recognize. According to my standards currently, it is likely possible that I am developing Schizophrenia.
Narrator: Alien is not developing Schizophrenia.
Grandma: Honesty. The schizo pill inside Krispy activate halluce or delude short time
Narrator: Well, it turns out that Alien is in fact developing schizophrenia, but only temporarily.
Alien: Congratulations You landed yourself among the traitors that have betrayed me
Grandma: contragulation to you
Alien: Again, my understanding of your words has fizzled out.
Grandma: Krispies contain hallucogen as they stale.
Alien: I am unsure of the reason that there was an absence of explanation directed towards me, the supposed recipient, and you, the supposed transferrer of the information transferred to me, the recipient as of this present time.
Grandma: you havent asked.
Alien: Grandma, I should have known you better.
Narrator: A caterpillar is present on the ceiling of the alien base, however it is absent in terms of the vicinity of the room, therefore going undetected by Alien and his grandma.
Narrator: They thought he was dead, but he was only unconscious.
Michael: Here, eat one of these. They drive the AIDS out of your body.
Narrator: Michael gives Andy a Tide POD. Andy consumes the yummy looking detergent.
Andy: That is a very convenient Tide Pod.
Andy: Why did you give me AIDS?
Michael: I didn't give you AIDS.
Andy: Your DNA was in my Chipotle dinner.
Michael: Oh, that explains why.
Andy: What?
Michael: That place is known for giving people all sorts of funny diseases, a few years ago Ebola got into some of the food
Andy: Okay. I am in a state of obliviousness and curiosity at the topic of this unanswered question:
Andy: get out of the body bag
Andy: Interrogatively speaking?
Michael: I am a professional when it comes to getting out of situations.
Narrator: Michael dies for real this time, fulfilling his meaningless role in the story.
