Modern Things

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i just thought this would be a cute lil thing so here ya go. these are things i'd associate with the boys if they were in 2018 lawlz

Henry

- you know that trope where literally EVERYONE thinks Henry would be obsessed with Twitter and always talk mad shit on it? Yeah.
- secretly in love with P!nk
- "Xbox is better than PS4 because PS4 was made for fucking virginal nerds. I don't care HOW much better the system runs, I'm not a damn dudebro with a neckbeard, so I refuse to play on it. Fuck you."
- personally I think that in 2018 (based on the income level of a single alcoholic police office raising a child) they'd be broke af lol so Henry would be a total hood boy
- HOOD BOY CULTURE
- he breaks your nose the minute you mention that he's lower lower middle class
- on the contrary, he makes fun of anyone who wears offbrand shoes. Not offbrand clothes or bags or anything, just shoes
- watches Dragon Ball Z and Naruto with Patrick because #hoodboyculture
- he'd work at McDonald's or Sonic
- He listens to XXXtentacion, $uicide Boy$, and a lot of underground rappers, but also has a thing for old school rap, too.
- (He's for sure a Tupac fan and not a Biggie one)
- that one foutain drink and "fuck you" vine is his ultimate favorite, and every time he says "Fuck you" (in a non-serious situation) him and Belch just start cracking up
- if a girl isn't into the daddy kink he won't date her lol

Patrick

- he has a gore tumblr
- I'm 100% positive that he'd read hentai on a regular basis and buy one of those hentai shirt things and wear it every single day
- whether or not it's ironic is up to you
- he still watches Dragon Ball Z since Henry got him into it forever ago
- his time is mostly filled up by extremely edgey memes
- likes idubbbz (so sorry if I spelled it wrong!) and probably watches Onison, but maybe doesn't actually like him
- he always says that he fucks this one teacher and everyone thinks he's joking until he leaks the nudes she sent him
- a concerningly dedicated fan of true crime
- probably has a shrine of Charles Manson that he claims is a joke
- he puts razors in teacher's seats and shit
- OBSESSED with the Saw series, and it actually scares him very badly
- a huge metalhead, but more modern metal than Belch
- likes stuff like Marilyn Manson, In This Moment, Korn, Sworn In, ect.
- he's a huge fuckboy despite the fact that no one ever really sees that coming

Victor

- a softboi
- lowkey a sadboi too, but mostly just a softboi
- also a weaboo like Patrick, but he mostly likes shoujo and slice of life stuff
- he's always the little spoon
- has a 3DS and still plays Animal Crossing regularly
- he's into everything for the aesthetic
- he's probably Instagram famous tbh
- wants to branch his Instagram career into a YouTube one but he doesn't know anything about orignal content lol
- his favorite music is stuff like Radiohead, Nirvana, The Neighborhood, Pearl Jam, ect.
- had a rawr xD phase
- he draws and reads a fuck ton
- probably really obsessed with learning about body language and uses his knowledge about it on a regular basis
- loves Star Wars
- paints his pinky nail black for no reason of substance other than he thought it'd look kind of interesting
- loves watching Conan Gray on youtube, and just watching youtubers in general
- has a large collection of knitted sweaters and soft hoodies

Belch

- the good kind of country boy
- "y'all"
- honestly I'm pretty convinced that he'd be a really political person and maybe Liberal?
- loves Bob Ross
- his kink is educated debates
- likes the shows Shameless, American Dad, and other stuff like that.
- probably still has the same taste in music tbh, but he'd also be into 90's heavy grunge
- however, his guilty pleasure of music is Lana Del Ray
- madly in love with Scarlet Johanson and won't let anyone ever forget about it
- likes classic slasher movies such as Halloween and Friday The 13th
- he's a big mama's boy and grew up to strongly respect women because of it
- his other kink is gently protecting his significant other like nobody's business
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quotes vines all day long, especially with Henry
- loves comic books with a passion
- plays GTA San Andreas everyday and still comments on how shitty of a driver Carl Johnson is
- literally the best cook ever and everyone always forces him to host BBQ's and potlucks because of it
- genuinely enjoys watching any and/or all of the Bratz movies and is completely unashamed

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