WARNINGS:
During reading you may experience; hyperventilation, screaming, crying and the loss of ovaries.
Just some funny, cute, sweet and so Narry facts and imagines...
*I use facts and imagines that I've found in internet and some that I've writte...
Surprise, I'm alive! I blame it all on school and injured knees and the gym, that's all (and maybe also my laziness somewhere along the way).
Happy belated birthday to one and only Harry Styles, I love you (yup, I said it to make Niall jealous). Moving on,
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Yes, as many of us noticed this was so nothing special. But my question is where the hell was Niall? I live in Poland so if he had been in London then he texted Harry just 21 minutes after midnight, which is like... fast? Probably first thing he did when the clock struck midnight was taking his phone and typing on Twitter "happy birthday harry styles I love you and blah blah" but then he deleted this and was thinking what to type for 21 minutes, finally deciding for this. Maybe he's in Australia, I don't care, it would only mean that first thing he did after waking up was thinking "hey, it's Harry's b'day today, let's wish him a happy birthday".
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I've got two theories:
One, the man didn't even bother with calling Harry on 1 February cause Narry was having a birthday sex so it'd be inappropriate to call.
Two, remember that interview? When Harry got jealous and told Niall "I don't like that"? What if this JoJo knows more than we assume and he was trying to make Harry jealous yet again?
Either way Narry is real. I mean just look at Harry on the pic above.
And remember Harry's I think it was 19th birthday?
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They're totally not in love. And Niall was the only boy form 1D to come, I wonder why...
No dirty thoughts tho.
So that was a Narry birthday update and I'm sorry for disappearing and irregular trashy updates, I guess I'll have to get my shit together. I still love you all, thank you for being the best!
