ERROR SANS X LAZARI ACE CROSS A MASSIVE GLITCH OF LOVE FANFICTION

THE NEW GREETING

(LAZARIS OFFUIT)

(LAZARIS POV)

The skeletons looked at me in shock u..um frisk did i do something wrong i said while rubbing at the burn mark on my cheek gently no they didnt know there was another human she said i nodded the red one came up to me hey pet he said say what i said what he said i held in laughter look i dont know what your talking a boot i said the one in the blue coat laughed OMG I LIKE HER ALREADY he said NNNOOOO HUMAN MY BROTHER GOT TO U TO a tall skelton said i laughed hey calm down buddy you need to chill i said OH MY GAWED he yelled and walked in the kitchen the others laughed um not to be uh rude but why dose that skeleton look like a striper i said poitnng to the one in the purple coat and has blue fur on it he laughs well ill give ya dance if ya want suger he said

i hid behind the tall skelton in a orange hoodie and hid my blushing face the small skelton in grey and blue grabbed my arm i yelleped in pain i was on my knees now human how did you meet frisk he asked while his hands squished my face well i saved her from a talking flower named flowey i said oh the flower heh the one in the blue coat said i nodded well lets get you out of those cloths and in some pjs huge human cause these ones are ripped dirty and burned and we need to heal your burn marks he said well thanks but wait whats all your names i asked

goodie thing to asked human well were all sans and our brother papyrus he said so you guys are sanses and that's papyruses i said yep the one with the orange hoodie said while he smoked the sans in grey and blue took me up stairs and got me pjs for me to sleep in it was night times cause my watch i slept on the couch and i wore a creepypasta shirt and my belly kinda showed and i wore baggy black white pj bottoms and shown a little of my white panties and now i was half way off it sleeping well this is one odd human to sleep like that i heard swap papyrus say well isn't it odd after frisk came back she came a sans said well shes cute she can live here with us and frisk swap sans said well shell make a great pet fell said i heard him yelp when i think frisk hit him

frisk what the fuck kid fell hissed don't talk about her like that she said i was starting to fall and was now upside down on the couch i heard frisk and swap sans giggle well i think shes odd like she sleeps weirdly that must be uncomfortable and a pain in the ass to sleep like that and whats even more odd why is she here and why she hasent shown before this is to new fell paps said i agree lazari dosent know us we don't know her but if error and the others finds out and nightmare to shes screwed ink sans says well we should tell her about the timelines and the rest dream sans said

AGREED they all said and i dreamed of me in a rose and cherry blossom trees it was peaceful i wore a white flowy dress with a yellow band around my waist i was bare foot and my chest kinda shown and my bangs coverd my eyes and i heard a afull evil laugh so you must be the new soul huh a voice says u..um well i gusse i am new in the underground i said AHAHAHAHAHAHAH pathectic it said WHAT DO YOU WANT i yelled aw your cute when your mad and i must say your chest is really inpressive you do inpress me girl he said i blushed H..HEY DONT YOU DARE SAY SUCH A THING ABOUT MY BREASTS i yelled then everything gose black h..hello i said greetings a voice says i screamed after seeing a girl in a black dress im chara you awakend me from death she said u..um 1 your welcome 2 im lazari i said hehehehehhe well hi lazari she said um hi i replied she hugs me and then she disappears

(LAZARIS PJS)