South Park x Male & fem! reader oneshots

Cartman

Cartman x male reader fuck you goth boy

"WAKE THE FUCK UP!!" I heard as my beauty sleep was broken by my one and only bitchy ass sister, Wendy. "Oh for once you can talk properly without Stan's dick in your mouth." I groan as I wake up feeling all the sunlight from outside punch me in my fucking face as Wendy opened up my dark grey curtains "Shut up and get ready for school, Bebe's picking us up today and she's almost here!'' ugh bebe she has clydes dick up here ass all the time and she acts like it too.

I'm an unusual kid as they call em' I never talk to anybody in school and I have piercings all in my face and my hair's dyed four different colors every year (if yours isn't ignore it) So overall the story is I'm a big ol' freak to everyone stuck in Wendy's shadow like Craig and tweek are stuck in their relationship.
*Back to reality*
"Are you even listening to me
(M/N)?" Wendy says as she waves her hands in my face as I put my black hoodie on
"No I'm not." I reply blandly
"And get out of my room I'm changing dumbass."

"DON'T TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS WHEN IM IN YOUR ROOM"

"I SAID GET OUT!!!"
As we we're arguing we hear the beeping of Bebe's mom's car I hurry and slip on the rest of my clothes and grab my phone and headphones and rush to bebe's mom's car as we get in bebe and Wendy start screeching about the new shoes clyde bought bebe.

I immediately tune out their irrelevant speach with some music.
(Time skip cuz a bitch lazy)
we pulled up to school and I made a beline to the 'goth area' Micheal nodded at me as I slightly waved back.

(Time skip again cuz a bitch STILL LAZY)

As lunch time rolled around I sped my way down to the cafeteria. Hearing a beeping from my phone to see Wendy had texted me

Purple slut- Buy me a drink

Me- fuck no

Purple slut- Pleaasee

Me- Suck my ass

     I suddenly felt myself Run into something soft then landing straight on my perfect ass
"Oof" (lmao) "Ey! Watch where you're going freak!"
I look up to see hmm Cartman? Oh jeez his dumbass "Sorry man" I softly mumble
It may sound weird as fuck but I find Cartman oddly funny and kinda..hot LISTEN I DUNNO MAN
"Yeah yeah fuck you goth boy"
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I am so sorry if this is really short and shitty this is my first time writing something I promised to keep up with on here so here ya go
= Calvin😤👌