Me: HELP ME! I'M DYING!!!
Shawn: What? What happened?
Me: SO, I'M READING THIS SHAWN MENDES BOOK AND THE AUTHOR UPDATED MY OTHER FAVORITE BOOK AND I CHECKED IT OUT AND THE COUPLE WAS BREAKING UP IN THAT NEW UPDATED CHAPTER!
Shawn: Wow, that sounds like a life and death situation right there. (note sarcasm)
Me: Ok be all sassy with me.
Me: I'm gone.
Shawn: Wait no I'm sorry, I'm just really stressed lately.
Seen 3:58 pm
Shawn: God I'm such a jerk.
Seen 3:59 pm
Me: Hey sorry my brother took my phone.
Shawn: Oh, so you DON'T think I'm a jerk, right?
Me: Course not. Heck I'm sassy all the time so that doesn't mean I'm a jerk. (I think)
Me: Anyways, gotta go. Imma get started on writing a new...essay.
Shawn: Goodbye, love
Me: Wow I just imagined you saying that in a British accent lol. Anyways, talk to you later.
