Me: Shawn
Me: Shawn
Me: Shawn
Me: SHAWN!
Me: YOU BETTER ANSWER RIGHT NOW!
Shawn: What?! What could be so important that you have to make me stop my work?
Me: You work?
Shawn: Ummm....yeah
Me: Cool
Shawn: So what was so important?
Me: SHAWN FOOKING MENDES JUST FOOKING MODELLED FOR ARMANI, ONE OF THE LARGEST FASHION STORES IN THE WORLD. HE IS SO FOOKING HOT!
Shawn: Wow. Can you add anymore curse words in that sentence?
Me: That's not the point!
Shawn: ok ok jeez
Shawn: Chill
Me: Chill? CHILL? You tell me to chill when Shawn FOOKING Mendes just walked the run way in a semi tux and dropped a bomb on all us Mendes army!
Shawn: are you done now?
Me: NO! He is so god damn hot! God has finally created a masterpiece.
Shawn: Good lord. Help this girl.
